Ankit Khanna

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

Six hours. Four devices. One Microsoft 365 purchase.

Every attempt ends with: “Something happened on our end.”

Remarkably consistent, if nothing else. Apparently Microsoft’s website now has excellent cross-device support for not working.
@MicrosoftIndia #whatashame

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

Could you please provide an update on my order, team?
@bigbasket_com

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

Since I can't use the wallet money, please refund it to my UPI/bank account ASAP.....
@rapidoapp_

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

@thevectormind @SunnyLeone Correctly chilled beer with fizzz

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

And, as ever, the grand response is “please DM your details”—as though the issue hasn’t already been performed repeatedly in public. No ownership, no resolution, just a rather elegant exercise in sidestepping.

Quite bizarre, and increasingly tiresome.

@airtelindia

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

Another day, same issue—low tower bars and unstable connectivity. Repetition may build habits, but this is hardly one worth keeping. @airtelindia #airtel #poorservice @Airtel_Presence

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

Another day, same issue—low tower bars and unstable connectivity. Repetition may build habits, but this is hardly one worth keeping. @airtelindia #airtel #poorservice @Airtel_Presence

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

Still no resolution. Airtel’s outages persist, and the signal remains weak. One begins to wonder if reliability is no longer part of the service offering. @airtelindia @Airtel_Presence #airtel #networkissues

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

Still no resolution. Airtel’s outages persist, and the signal remains weak. One begins to wonder if reliability is no longer part of the service offering. @airtelindia @Airtel_Presence #airtel #networkissues

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

@Airtel_Presence Airtel’s network is a masterclass in how not to run one—signal vanishes, tower bars hover at embarrassing lows, and outages arrive with clockwork precision. It’s less a telecom service & more a disappearing act.

Sort it out- it’s a farce.
@airtelindia

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

@Airtel_Presence Airtel’s network is a masterclass in how not to run one—signal vanishes, tower bars hover at embarrassing lows, and outages arrive with clockwork precision. It’s less a telecom service & more a disappearing act.

Sort it out- it’s a farce.
@airtelindia

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

@suzuki2wheelers
Day and #infinity

Scooter given on 3 Apr. Routed across 6 numbers, no clarity. Told I was contacted 10 times—untrue. Now being told no battery available to install. This is unacceptable. Please provide a clear update.

[Suzuki Motorcycle India @suzuki2wheelers]

@imankitkhanna Hi Ankit, we sincerely apologize for this unpleasant experience. Kindly DM us your registered contact number, chassis number, vehicle number, e-mail address & service centre details, so our team can immediately connect with you. Team Suzuki India.

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

Again utter dissapointment!!
Blimey!! No manager available to escalate this, no accountability, and I’m simply wasting my time. Is this really your standard of after-sales support and service?
@suzuki2wheelers

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

@suzuki2wheelers
Following up—still no resolution. A good product means nothing if after-sales is this poor. Please act now and fix the ground reality.

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

@suzuki2wheelers
Following up—still no resolution. A good product means nothing if after-sales is this poor. Please act now and fix the ground reality.

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

@suzuki2wheelers
I've been trying to get my Burgman Street serviced all morning, but I keep getting sent to these crappy centers nearby. Time's a-ticking! Please check what's actually going on and do something—this is just not okay.
#patheticllypoor

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

@suzuki2wheelers
I've been trying to get my Burgman Street serviced all morning, but I keep getting sent to these crappy centers nearby. Time's a-ticking! Please check what's actually going on and do something—this is just not okay.
#patheticllypoor

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

@CheQ_One @CheQSupport Kudos on redefining customer service — where “support” means silence and “timely resolution” is but a myth. Over 24 hours and still waiting. A masterclass in how not to treat loyal customers.

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

@JM_Scindia sir requesting you to look on this pressing concern and ongoing harassment @AAI_Official

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

The real excitement, it seems, is the suspense of whether a wheelchair will materialize five days in advance. At a major airport.

Accessibility by raffle — bold strategy.

To top it all off, I was told to change my flight.

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

The real excitement, it seems, is the suspense of whether a wheelchair will materialize five days in advance. At a major airport.

Accessibility by raffle — bold strategy.

To top it all off, I was told to change my flight.

[IndiGo @IndiGo6E]

@imankitkhanna Mr Khanna, we are concerned to know this. Could you please share your PNR via DM so we may get this checked. ~Mitul https://t.co/xcJPAig2qK

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

@IndiGo6E Wheelchair requested 5 days before flying with IndiGo from Pune Airport. Called to confirm — told to change my travel date as they “can’t confirm” a wheelchair. ✈️
In 2026. At a major airport. 🗓️🛫
Aircraft guaranteed. Accessibility, apparently, optional.

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

@urbancompany_UC When in need, they vanish. Immediate help? Never. Your crisis can wait; their convenience comes first. Efficiency, apparently, is measured by how little they interrupt their schedule.
@UC_Assist I

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

Cloud cannot find it.” Fascinating. We can locate galaxies billions of light-years away, but my account progress is apparently more elusive than dark matter. @EA

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

The support strategy seems to be: wait long enough and the customer will age gracefully into acceptance. Bold. Daring. Almost artistic. @EA

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

The support strategy seems to be: wait long enough and the customer will age gracefully into acceptance. Bold. Daring. Almost artistic. @EA

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

So apparently “cloud storage” means your data gently evaporates into the upper atmosphere and nobody at @EA owns a ladder tall enough to retrieve it. Marvellous innovation.

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

I’ve sent messages. I’ve shared receipts. I’ve raised tickets. At this point I’m considering sending a carrier pigeon because it might actually get a response. @EA

[Ankit Khanna @imankitkhanna]

So apparently “cloud storage” means your data gently evaporates into the upper atmosphere and nobody at @EA owns a ladder tall enough to retrieve it. Marvellous innovation.