Phil dunphy

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

they’ve sexualized the word “daddy” so much that when i have kids, they'll have to call me sensei

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

This is a rough looking 2 year old. Probably because of all the cocaine.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but it's sunday and you're 41

[Hey Arnold Perfect Shots @heyarnoldshots]

Finding out what Lila's home life was really like was heartbreaking.

[Chalkboard @ChalkboardHQ]

Bronny trying to follow LeBron to Philadelphia

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ | petal 7.31 @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Don't use this kind of caption ever again please.😭😭

[Socratesino @Socratesino]

Il est méconnaissable… en plus c’est la 1ère fois que je le vois porter une cravate

[Derek Carr @derekcarrqb]

🐐

[BK @S0S41889]

This is the female equivalent of flashing your micropenis on here

[NFL @NFL]

No. 60 on the NFL Top 100 Players of 2026…

@Raiders TE Brock Bowers! @NFLFilms

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:

[Phil dunphy @imback2189]

@derekcarrqb brother, I hope you’re doing well.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

From The Insiders on @NFLNetwork: Looking at the #Raiders QB situation and what the best-case scenario is.

[naiive @naiivememe]

her : “ you’re the first guy i brought home”

me: “ for real ? “

her cat :

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

UPDATE: The porta-potty company released a statement after a man was found inside one of its toilets. The man reportedly spent about eight hours in the toilet while trying to retrieve a Mountain Dew bottle.

🎥: @AmiriKing

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

when they forget to tell me “my pleasure” at Chick-fil-A