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Poor everyone except me✨

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My body: we are deteriorating plz drink a single sip of water

Me: Starbucks, McDonald’s, juul, preworkout

My body:

Me: 711 taquitos and white claw

[✼❣♛☾ @imdanielle]

Hi @SalVulcano @jamessmurray @JokersTBS @Joe_Gatto @BQQuinn !

Im a 3rd grade teacher in the Bronx and we made floats for a thanksgiving day parade. One of my kids loves you guys, I know she would love for you to see how you inspired her float. #catsforSal 😂 Happy Thanksgiving!

[✼❣♛☾ @imdanielle]

We started failing as a society when when we stopped worshipping cats

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Does anyone love @tameimpala as much as me? Its the only thing that matters to me Kevin plz drop an album and tour sometime in my lifetime

[✼❣♛☾ @imdanielle]

Imagine hating me and I’m just at home laughing out loud at an adventure time episode I’ve watched 100 times already with a cat on my lap

[✼❣♛☾ @imdanielle]

Hungry Hot Cats #HHH 🔥🥺😛

[✼❣♛☾ @imdanielle]

Everyone is having a baby and I’m literally just having A Great Time 🎉🎈

[✼❣♛☾ @imdanielle]

What are you bozos doing in my lair?

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@AJizzzle My whole backpack is food lol I just bring so much. Containers of fruit and whatever else plus a lunch for me it’s the tupperwares take up so much

[✼❣♛☾ @imdanielle]

Today the meanest girl at my school (8th grade) told me my eyebrows looked nice have I peaked

[✼❣♛☾ @imdanielle]

@_ghostbird I wanna see it

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The worst things ever are hearing about Taylor swift and football constantly…imagine my DISGUST when I learned I will be hearing about them IN ONE SENTENCE FOR A FEW MONTS NOW 🥲

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NO PUMPKINS IN SEPTEMBER you terrorists 😂 #ItWasSummer5DaysAgo #WaitUntilOctoberManiacs

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@AJizzzle I enjoy it when we’re not at school kind of lol

[✼❣♛☾ @imdanielle]

@JaLew206 We watched two episodes my bf is a huge fan he said it held up. I love it

[✼❣♛☾ @imdanielle]

Did every girl know that we don’t need a MONTHLY post about how long you’ve been married ? Once a year is sufficient 😂 it’s more than sufficient actually

[✼❣♛☾ @imdanielle]

@winereadrepeat you out here liking this tweet you have to come get yours 😘

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I bought $200 of souvenirs “for my friends” just now but like how many will actually wind up in the hands of someone else 😂 #Japannnnn

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Ok I made like 10 cute ass goody bags out of this stuff so likeeee

[✼❣♛☾ @imdanielle]

End men 2023😂🔪

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This guy I matched with on hinge 2 months ago LMAO

[✼❣♛☾ @imdanielle]

Everyone loves edamame @bbnomula like I haven’t been listening to that for 2 years CATCH UP PUPS