Ian Hersey

banana, banana, meatball.

[Ian Hersey @imehersey]

hi @Deliveroo I've got an order stuck waiting for payment confirmation, I have no way to cancel it as the online help is down. can you please cancel #7025?

[Ian Hersey @imehersey]

@burgerandbeyond Ah great, thanks very much. Look forward to hearing from the team.

[Ian Hersey @imehersey]

@burgerandbeyond - Hi, I need some help with a lockdown kit order, have emailed the only address on the website but no response, can you get in touch please?

[Giles Wilkes @Gilesyb]

If you have thoughts to spare, spare them for the Cabinet Office staff being asked to recalculate all these #Yellowhammer risks on the assumption that a month of feverish meeting and planning might fundamentally change how a £2trillion economy behaves in a crisis.

[David Bisset @dimensionmedia]

Usage Share of Internet Browsers 1996 - 2019 (via @reddit https://t.co/D8MD1oQJuu)

[Hilary Benn @hilarybennmp]

1. Amid all the argument, the Brexit Select Committee took evidence recently from representatives of the UK’s most important industries and services. We asked them what No Deal would mean to them, listened to what they had to say and concluded the following in our report:

[Nadieh Bremer @NadiehBremer]

NEW!! 🎉 Super happy to share a new #dataviz project that visualizes how Planet's satellites creates a full image of Earth's landmass in ONE day! 🌍

See how the Earth is slowly build up from each of the whopping 600,000 images taken in a single day 🛰️

https://t.co/7vtn7B0evQ

[Mark Gatiss 💙 @Markgatiss]

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

[danee 🦖 @itsdaneesaur]

Can everybody just Please look at this cat

[Ian Hersey @imehersey]

@temperldn Banana!! 🍌

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Introducing (I’m Gonna Tell) 500 Lies - the manifesto for Nigel Farage’s new #BrexitParty launched today

[Gene Kim @RealGeneKim]

Mind blown. Quora: Answer to How many lines of code was Pong? by Victor Volkov

Answer: zero. It was programmed entirely in hardware with discrete logic chips.

🤯🤯 https://t.co/8tzZazdhU3

[John Bull @garius]

From a friend at the FT:

"Rumours No. 10 calling a 5pm presser. Fuck them. It's Friday. We're all going to the pub."

It's entirely possible she resigns this evening and nobody turns up.

That would be peak Theresa May.

[Levi Fishman @levifishman]

Anomynous.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Boris Johnson said to be upbeat over divorce, as although his wife is getting the house, the car and most of his money, he’s getting a blue passport.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Researchers No Closer To Understanding What The Fuck You’re Talking About https://t.co/gKmei0NXan

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The most lewd sounding town name in each state

[Randall Hunt @ranman]

Is there an emacs gym across the street? Do they break your fingers when you walk in? https://t.co/fsVbkV2fqp