EllieSF

my favorite pokemon is emboar

[Frongus 🆖 @FrongusNG]

Batman believes in redemption that’s why he doesn’t want Harvey Dent to get cancelled by the woke mob when he’s reformed

[Konbu @Konbu_No_Mori]

seven months CANT come any sooner bro we are losing our minds

[Madeleine/Ray @turkinzz]

THE LOOK OF GENUINE TERROR ON PIERS' FACE KILLS ME EVERYTIME ITS SO FUNNY... HE DO NAWWT WANT THAT 😭😭😭😭

[raphist0le @ROPHROPHROPH]

Charizard animation practice, hope i did well

[nater @killektric]

OH MY GOD

[𝙅𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙮𝙣𝙞𝙠𝙚 『 𝙳𝙻𝚂 』#TENOÍ @Thinklikebutter]

The fact that the OST playing is called “Battle against a true hero” brings a tear to my eyes man

[EllieSF @imposeexistence]

Do you people like monster hunter or do you just like BITCHING

[ImAMissfitZ @MHFZZEnjoyer]

I agree. There’s a lot of things wrong with the game that should be criticized

But I can think of a Mh game much more deserving of criticism

[✊🏾 @GoatedFlyer]

😭😭😭

[claire @ultraCLAIR3]

“as a straight guy who really craves rimjobs”

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a stranger will rename you in a single breath, and you are simply expected to come when called.

I went to eat at a busy restaurant. A young man at the front asked for my name, to mark my place in line. I gave it the weight it has carried for eight hundred years.

"Nobunaga."

He smiled, nodded, and wrote it down with great confidence. Then he read it back to me, to be sure he had honored it correctly.

"Perfect. Banana, party of one."

Banana. He had heard my name, held it a moment, and returned to me something rounder and more cheerful. To refuse the name a host gives is to refuse his welcome. I bowed. I was Banana now.

Then he handed me a small black disc, said it would "light up and buzz" when my table was ready, and turned to the next guest as though he had not just placed a living thing in my hands.

I held it in both palms, the way one holds a small sleeping beast that may wake. I found a place to stand. I waited, ready.

It woke.

It screamed. It flashed red. It leapt and shook in my hands like a captured spirit demanding release. A lesser man would have dropped it. I did not. I gripped it, steady, looked into its blinking lights, and told it, in a low voice, that its time had come. Then I carried it back to the host with both hands, the way one returns a hawk to its master.

He took it without looking and shouted across the entire room.

"BANANA! Party of one, your table's ready!"

A hundred strangers turned. I rose. I crossed that floor as Banana, spine straight, chin level, a man answering to his name. A child pointed at me. I gave the child a small bow. He had recognized me.

All through the meal they kept me. "How's it tasting, Banana?" "More water, Banana?" The check, when it came, said Banana, and thanked me for visiting. By the end the whole staff knew me. They waved as I left. "Night, Banana!"

So tell me honestly.

For eight hundred years my clan answered to one name. Tonight I answered to a fruit, calmed a screaming relic in my bare hands, and ate among people who were glad I came.

When the little disc lights up, is the table truly mine, or am I only keeping it warm for the next Banana?

Because I have already decided to return on Friday, and to ask, very humbly, for the same disc.

[Serebii.net @SerebiiNet]

Serebii Update: Mega Raichu's abilities have been confirmed

Mega Raichu X has Electric Surge
Mega Raichu Y has No Guard

https://t.co/NWlAdn57aQ

[HokutoNoTism (TAL) @kenshirotism]

>LowTierGod represented himself in court

>He won.

I am baffled.

[The Father @Sneegsnag]

Gay Batman is the greatest hero of all time except he has one major weakness

[olive 🩵 @ct_girlie]

this is orson krennic erasure i will not stand for

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

Happy Pride Month

[Mio Supremacist @k_on_warlord]

Looking back, this was kind of a harsh line

[surge🩸✂️ @resurgenc]

"GIVE ME MORE! MORE START OF SERIES CHARACTERS!!!!!
TOURNAMENT DEKU! BABY GOKU! WHERE ARE YOU????"