gamefacevelociraptor

pacnorwest transplant. strengths: whiskey imbibing, decoupage, bedazzlin, juggalo jokes.

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A velociraptor doing jazz hands. #Huh

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I believe the children are our future #TheWalkingDead #PrisonShowdown

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Oh, the irony! #TheWalkingDead #PrisonShowdown

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This dude is hotttttt #EricAndreTour

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#ohmkadush #EricAndreTour

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It's getting tense #DocChicken #EricAndreTour

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Carol was just being proactive. #WalkingDead #WeAllChange

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I made a new friend. He plays in a band called Motörheadcöld. His name is Phlegmy.

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Almost hit by 3 bicyclists within a 10 second time frame while walking through a crosswalk. #StopMeansStop #ThatMeansYou

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Well, I'm satisfied. #GoodbyeBreakingBad

[Liz @feministlawprof]

Everybody Poops, but Not Everybody Gets Insurance #tedcruzbedtimestories

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In Autumn everything comes in pumpkin flavors: candles, lattes, and my farts. They smell like pumpkin guts.

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Can someone please remind me of the plot line of "Snakes on a Plane"? Thanks!

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@swan_mooseberg Ain't no party like a Netflix party 'cause a Netflix party don't stop-except for lack of series seasons or Internet failure.

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Ewwww some guy with a really long ponytail walked by and one of his hairs fell on me!!!! #GrossedOutIAmtrak

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@swan_mooseberg I wish there was a bio-pic about the band formed by George Michael & Andrew Ridgely. I would buy the #Whamtrak.

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Food on this train is spendy-next time bringing my own sandwich fixings to sell them to other hungry passengers. #WouldYouLikeCheeseNHamtrak

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Oops! Forgot my headphones. Now everyone has to listen to #ThatsMyJamtrak

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I'm watching "The Incredibles" on this guy's laptop... From two rows back #CreeperAndIDontGiveADamtrak

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

you scratched my truman show dvd? hope you like going to jail for crimes against trumanity