crunk monk

live, laugh, lorax

[crunk monk @indep__]

this is the greatest video of all time

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[Viktor Hernandez-Gonzalez @2spooky4ever]

@gregthesorcerer

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Tweets from the 18th century

[fast fix @halfexposure]

Having a wife is like if a jew lived in your home

[delty @DeltyThe73rd]

Forza gotta be the only racing game I know with an active villain in the online community because wtf

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[On God News @OnGodNews_]

🚨BREAKING🚨

ANTHONY FANTANO

FILIPINO MAN
💿(ALBUM)

MAY 15TH

[Ladio (rhymes with radio) @jetsetladio]

my most unpopular opinions is that lightbulbs should explode when they go out, like just shoot glass shrapnel everywhere

[goober @goobqer]

Pizza Hut hired me on the spot because of my condition

[Stewie Jokes @StewieJokess_]

If you kiss my neck... it's done. We're fucking.

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Christopher Nolan says Homer was “the George Lucas of his time.”

(Source: https://t.co/bBVZsr6Is4)

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

.@realDonaldTrump Any day is a great day for pho soup. I love Asians!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA