Sam King

Not actually an angry color.

[Sam King @indigoirate]

In conclusion, I am not straight nor am I cis, thank you and have a good day.

[Max Mittelman @MaxMittelman]

That's it for episode 7 of #OnePunchMan! Thanks for watching y'all. Maybe next week Saitama and Genos will actually go on a date!

[blee @BrianLeeWow]

*watches a compilation of cardiovascular surgery videos*
*looks at the camera*
totally clips of the heart

[Sam King @indigoirate]

It feels weird trying to sell myself as an employee. "Excellent communication skills! I make words come out of face hole good."

[Sam King @indigoirate]

a more factual cover letter: I AM GARBAGE BUT HIRE ME ANYWAY I CAN DO THE THING

[Sam King @indigoirate]

Went out to eat. This drink tastes like an alcoholic orange sour patch kid.

[Sam King @indigoirate]

Just imagine Stacker Pentecost instead of me https://t.co/HEqOMS7RDM #Miitomo #Miitomo_f1fdx8z2 #en

[Sam King @indigoirate]

https://t.co/HEqOMRQgMe #Miitomo #Miitomo_MUYOKVC #en

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

at the end of the day the only thing that matters is that the sun is finally getting the hell out of the sky so we can look at the moon

[Vargskelethor 叔父スケルトン @joel_vinesauce]

The swedish word for "the end" is slut. So you get to watch shit movies and be called a vapid whore at the end.

[Sam King @indigoirate]

Co-worker who saw me applying makeup in my car, and still waved at me while I looked on in horror: props. Also, oh god, no. 😨

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

Make sure to let your mom know that Danny got her a special gift! He'll give it to her tonight at their usual place.

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

mom
i am sorry I "ruined" your day by creating a scene in the restaurant
the maitre d is being too dramatic about his hand
he has five more

[AO3.txt @AO3txt]

I Am Probably Going To Hell

[Sam King @indigoirate]

And this is why I basically live two lives, one as who I really am, one as the way I was four years ago.

[Sam King @indigoirate]

I'm scared of being fired or rejected. I don't feel like work is a safe place to out myself, tho I've had gay co-workers.

[Sam King @indigoirate]

I still have not legally changed my name, in part because I'm still not out as nonbinary at work.

[Sam King @indigoirate]

I started using they pronouns and asked friends and family to call me Sam. But at work I still went by she and Amanda.