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[...] dream me the world. Something new for every night. [she/her]

[Fatimah Khan @fatimahkhan_x1]

if a cat meows at me, obviously i'm going to meow back. i have manners.

[LISA🦋 @LISA4drill]

the stigma that cats are backstabbing, lying bastards is so false
my dog will steal my food if i turn my back or leave the room
at least my cat has the honor and balls to do it right in front of me as i am trying to eat it

[midst @dutch33fury]

madrid gp in malaysia

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

I hate when you’re inputting your email and it immediately tries to be like Invalid email format like omfg Im getting there

[Rutthi ✨ @RutthiFrutti13]

"es que la IA es inevitable"
windows no me deja desactivar copilot
quiero abrir un tuit y se abre grok
le escribo al banco y me responde un bot
busco algo en google y me genera una imagen que nunca pedí
Es inevible porque nos la empujan por la garganta, no porque sea necesaria

[👽.🛸 @user492577792]

When I'm reading a book and the author describes a facial expression made by the character so I test drive it

[M. @blndvnt]

how it feels to procrastinate when you know a little more effort is worth it

[🦦 @mathziastri]

Can he stop larping car issues and actually dnf for once i always get a bit too excited

[mai 🇦🇷 ➰️ @ln4mernes]

🚨 George Russell no tendrá personal para el pit stop y tendrá que bajarse a cambiar los neumáticos él mismo

[kat @scudeclaren]

once you realise sports is really just elaborate storytelling you Get It

[donna @donnaspole]

todo el año pasado: la pelea entre george lando y verstappen va a estar buenísima en el 2026
ahora: ya denle la copa al pendejo y demos por terminada esta pantomima que armó torger para tener al piloto más joven con un auto a control remoto este deporte es una bazofia

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

Abolish “I have more pace” radios in 2027. If you have it then show it if you can’t then sit back.

[ray @ln4norris]

this race took years off my life

[yam @milckandii]

man

[alex 🐝 @oscgoat]

in a shocking turn of events, f1’s new engines are the one type of ai that cant handle using water

[Shayna @shaynagoldman_]

goalie goal 🚨 goalie goal 🚨

Igor Shesterkin finally scores his first goalie goal

[Kevin Papetti @KPapetti]

Knies two goals and an assist.

Robertson two goals.

Woll currently at 26 saves on 26 shots.

Classic.

[mar @russellist63]

george russell i’m gonna need you to lock in and disobey team orders

[peebee @airbendingplums]

why doesn’t he go do that then.

[sprout 🌱 @brainnothoughts]

being a female hockey fan is running through 7 levels of cognitive dissonance to support a sport that actively works to keep you out then being told that for inclusivity they’re embracing a fandom notorious for crossing boundaries & being unable to separate fiction from real ppl