J*zmin

i don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetery

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

A Dollar General employee putting out their cigarette to come in and ring you up is a great sign of respect in their culture.

[emily @north0fnorth]

obviously it’s not perfect but wikipedia might genuinely be one of the top ten best ideas of my lifetime. a free, ad-less encyclopedia with millions of articles available in hundreds of languages that the majority of humans can access from anywhere. what a gift

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

why does everyone at the pharmacy take 15 minutes and then when i get up there it’s over in 5 seconds

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

JD Vance saying, “God forbid we have a President El-Sayed in three years,” when he has four brown children at home is just fucking unbelievable.

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

this person is trying to kill the president @police

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

Women are lonely, too. But people don’t care because lonely women don’t murder, they go to grad school or get a rescue dog.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

we all now gotta only root for the giant viking he is the only good thing left

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still DO NOT understand how so many of you were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money you pay in taxes to create a social safety net that benefits you, fund public healthcare, lower housing costs, and make daily life more affordable.

[Warren @swd2]

Republicans went from “don’t tread on me” to “please daddy Trump give us a police state” real damn fast.

[J*zmin @infinitejaz]

@larsinthewoods @SoveyX @Duke1173 Students generally like that one more. I showed the 90s version one year and they complained about all the differences lol

[J*zmin @infinitejaz]

@larsinthewoods @SoveyX @Duke1173 The 1990 version was a far more innacurate representation of the novel.

[Covie @covie_93]

Jake Paul: "If you don’t like ICE then you can’t call 911 when you’re in trouble"

Me: If you didn't trust doctors during COVID then you can't see a doctor when you get a double broken jaw after you were knocked out during a boxing match.

[Jessica Malone Grider @mrs_g_rider]

English 👏🏾 teachers 👏🏾 and 👏🏾 librarians 👏🏾 tried 👏🏾 to 👏🏾 tell 👏🏾 y'all 👏🏾 this 👏🏾 would 👏🏾 happen.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

It's not the "woke pope" that MAGA hates.

It's the actual teachings of Jesus he stands for that they despise.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

anyone who looks down on someone’s job, house or car 🚩

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Donald Trump has been handed everything in life including the Presidency and he’s the most miserable whiny piece of shit on the planet.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

white people are so terrified of being treated the same way they’ve treated everyone throughout history that they’re crashing out, and bad

[Mike @ProgPro]

Kash Patel every time a crime happens: “Have you checked the bullets? There’s probably an engraving on it. Yep there it is! They used the bullet as their diary!”

[J*zmin @infinitejaz]

@DannThaaMannIAm @SloneKandy @cpettway79 @notcapnamerica “Reality” but believe in religious fairy tales 😆