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It’s Jane and I live in Pittsburgh!

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@JoshLipnik Excited for you to come here, there is a lot of cool architecture here, and so much to explore. Reach out if you need ideas or obscure places to visit.

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@pescami Some of my Xes play with Texas.

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REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed Paul Skenes baseball.

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Musta been a life changing moment when Mr T asked his wife to make pierogies…

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The bear The L word: Generation Q
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Main character stuck in the walk-in fridge

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Why was Arthur the Aardvark eating human food? Why not ants? Here he is going to school, wearing clothes, having annoying little sister. How deep does this shit go? Is he an aardvark or not?

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@arbybeast Call me a conspiracist, but I don’t like that this looks like messed up acrostic poem that spells “die”

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@hanfranny The neck is thin this is accurate

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NYtimes agrees

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I’ve made a mistake. The food of 2023 will not be celery. It’s going to be cottage cheese. I’ve seen a lot of cottage cheese content on the internet, and need to let you all know I was wrong!

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There is a reason people have pineapple in many savory and sweet dishes and the reason is it tastes good

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If you asked me to name my favorite food but then said it’s gotta be a fruit, I’d probably say pineapple. A very good fruit!

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@JoshLipnik Go down to Canton and visit Main St Modern, a massive mid century modern furniture store.

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One feels the most existential dread at a used office furniture store.

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Damn, GNC looks like they hired their (now former) CEO straight from their ad copy.

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Go Furman!!! Proud of my Alma mater today

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What is one thing Walnut St could use? A fast casual restaurant.

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from now on, we will call them Rihanna twins instead of Irish twins

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@hanfranny Still don’t know how to use a water buffalo

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My hot take is that Sweet Baby Rays isn’t that good.