andré optimus maximus 🧙🏻‍♂️

they/them | hand upon the dollar, eye upon the scale | tw: french

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

There’s an old saying in Petrograd—I know it’s in Simbirsk, probably in Petrograd—that says, There are decades, where........ where nothing happens. And there’s weeks when a lot is going on.

[Joe Kerr @societylivr1984]

There's an old saying in Schelling—I know it's in Hegel, probably in Schelling—that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as... as... tragedy... the second time as... as... it's funny if it happens again

[andré optimus maximus 🧙🏻‍♂️ @injectiveleft]

@Mets @CoorsLight #LGM

[James Olley @OlleyJam]

I worry that seeing this live would have turned me into a quasi-Stalinist social democratic French nationalist.

[andré optimus maximus 🧙🏻‍♂️ @injectiveleft]

@plumnotes what was the band? this sounds cool as hell

[Cultural Revolution OTD 1976 @GPCR50]

29/12/72 Zhou Enlai shares a complex analogy from Mao about which countries are bread and which are meat (of varying succulence) in a world sandwich.

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

[dapping up good King Wenceslas] damn bro I feel like haven’t seen your ass since the Feast of Stephen

[tom crisp @tomjc09]

ever since i was a little boy it has been my dream to be soft-launched on a beautiful woman's instagram story

[andré optimus maximus 🧙🏻‍♂️ @injectiveleft]

incredible innovations in gay bob dylan studies

[andré optimus maximus 🧙🏻‍♂️ @injectiveleft]

thinking about becoming a french diasporoid. bad poetry about stinky cheese. absolute crank political opinions centuries out of time with the reality back home

[senz 🌁 @senzcity]

notice how we have (i)message in the US but they have (We)Chat in China?

[beau 🐕🥀 18+ @unprojection]

watched the webseries nirvana the band the show and it struck me that matt and jay are pretty horrible people (girlfriend leaves the room) if jay mccarrol was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world

[casey at the bat🏀🏆 CHAMPS @thebenchesclear]

i really hate to be this person but i regret to inform you all that francisco lindor and pete alonso just both hit home runs within SECONDS of each other

[Noot Noot🐧 @PunishedPingu]

@hasanthehun All credit credit to awa in Hascord

[andré optimus maximus 🧙🏻‍♂️ @injectiveleft]

a man
*bang bang*
a clam
*bang bang*
a chair
*bang bang*

didn't expect this to be a joe tweet, huh?

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Matt "Tugboat" Wilkinson Little League vs. Major League Mechanics.

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Columbia had students who said this was true arrested, expelled, and stripped of their degrees. They were falsely accused of antisemitism by the international press and government for speaking out. What will the consequence be for the perpetrators admitting it? Probably nothing.

[dianna @runwildkian]

CITI FIELD WE UP

[andré optimus maximus 🧙🏻‍♂️ @injectiveleft]

@nocalrolyat real accelerationist hours

[andré optimus maximus 🧙🏻‍♂️ @injectiveleft]

@smokemedicinal reminds me of that tragedy