@avenabands1@annemouse22@mandalynns23 On the change table, a little boy can wiz like a tiny fire hose. I’ve been caught in the splash zone with both my sons 😬
@heyaimsarah@OKWildlifeDept I’ve been telling people about this account for years, so it’s nice to put a face to the hilarious tweets. Truely some of the best content on this platform. You will be missed.
Shoutout to the woman who yelled in anger as Wonka began "this stupid thing is a musical?!"
[Editor's note: the woman was my mother-in-law. I was sitting with her. This was a full theater.]
I bet there is at least one mom on here who wouldn’t be surprised that my “alone time/break” the day after Christmas is getting a mammogram and that I’m enjoying the quiet.
@ChicksRule We have similar questions about Fireman Sam.
Why aren’t these kids in school? Why don’t businesses have fire extinguishers on hand? What must insurance be like in Pontypandy? How does a town of like 20 people have multiple rescue org resources. But most importantly…