Scott Simmons

I make a mean omelette.

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

@deaninserra The Wonder Boy bat wasn’t corked.

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

@deaninserra “No Jesus!”

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

@RegistersSausag WERE BACK

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

@Enterprise It shouldn’t be hard to make a rental reservation 4 days in advance and a car be ready when you arrive.

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

@RegistersSausag @benkaempfer @IraSchoffel @Corey_Clark @JCameronShow @NolesHeadlines 24-21 Noles

[Kayleigh McEnany @kayleighmcenany]

I know that Charlie Kirk is with Jesus.

And an untold number have eternal hope because of his life testimony.

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

@BestBuy Ausar in your Tallahassee store is a tremendous salesperson. Informative and thorough. Keep him around.

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

Disappointed with my local @crumbl
Pre-ordered an assortment of cookies the day before for an event. Half my order was given away the day of such that selection was limited. Was told “we’re just the night crew”. Direct messaged @crumbl days ago. Still no response.

[Lochner @hwlochner]

We're looking for engineers with strong knowledge of engineering to design roadway drainage improvements. Apply now to join our team in Tallahassee, FL! https://t.co/pwqXVYHntF #Hydraulics #Wastewater

[Jacob Turner @TheJacobTurner]

Youth sports are out of control.

I was the 9th overall pick in the MLB Draft.

I played professionally for more than 10 years.

Here is how I am navigating youth sports as a parent to four kids:

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

@GatorsBB Cags needs to move the ball around the zone more. Throwing too many hittable balls so far.

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

@FSUBaseball Please clarify the game time for next Tuesday, 4/9 vs UF. Tickets say 6 PM. FSU schedule online says 7 PM. UF schedule online says 6 PM.

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

@deaninserra Cue the Juan Gonzalez error card.

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

One of the worst calls I have ever seen. May the Gators score 34 now. #MCWS

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

@deaninserra Fine… a lunch hang at Jenny’s in lieu of crashing the women’s event.

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

@deaninserra @BethMooreLPM @KrissieInserra The one and only time I may identify as a female.

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

@DannySlavich Adding Thrashin’ here for honorable mention

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

@deaninserra @erichm Where AYCE pancakes sparked “everlasting truth, everchanging culture”

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

@delatorre The rule should hinge on if the player is defenseless. Straight terrible.

[Scott Simmons @insidescott]

@BethMooreLPM @deaninserra Nothing is better, Ms. Beth! By the grace of God, we only have one more child between our families to be baptized. She just has to be born first before she can be born again. #InserraNumeroCuatro