Inspector Morose 小麦 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇳🇺🇦

Synth player, web/IT nerd, grammar nazi, gin fiend, occasional stand-up comedian, part-time curmudgeon // NOW ON: @inspectormorose.bsky.social

[Inspector Morose 小麦 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇳🇺🇦 @InspectorMorose]

Watching #SaturdayKitchen. It has turned into a full-on dick-waving bloke-fest between Tebbutt, O’Leary and (nepo-baby) Stein junior.

They’re now showing off what they’ve each been bitten by.
Tebbutt: “I once got bitten by a dogfish”
Stein: “Well, I once got bitten by a parrot”

[Inspector Morose 小麦 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇳🇺🇦 @InspectorMorose]

@EuropeanBob26 I have no opinion on him, but what has he done/said that makes him a cunt?

[Norm Clark @Normsmusic]

James Robison
What Joyce Carol Oates wrote to Elon Musk on Twitter. I am told it rattled him. I love it.
“So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates – scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the ‘most wealthy person in the world.’”

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[Inspector Morose 小麦 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇳🇺🇦 @InspectorMorose]

@Pops__o Happy Birthday Pops! Welcome to the Fiftysomething Club! x

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

Ten years ago today Farage unveiled his racist "Breaking Point" poster.

Within hours a far-right sympathiser murdered the MP Jo Cox.

Instead of apologising, Farage went on to verbally attack her husband.

Farage has always been scum.

Never Vote Reform.

[Inspector Morose 小麦 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇳🇺🇦 @InspectorMorose]

@JeremyClarkson Maybe first get brewing the beer yourselves, instead of having Tennents doing the work!

[Inspector Morose 小麦 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇳🇺🇦 @InspectorMorose]

#HopeNotHate #JoCox
Callous Hag of the Year goes to....

[Sarah Vine @WestminsterWAG]

@MrBrendanCox I’m so sorry you feel that way.

[Tanita Tikaram💙 @tanita_tikaram]

The pretence that you are holding these awful people to account while continually platforming them & their hateful divisive politics makes the BBC slightly more vomit inducing than Reform . That’s quite an accomplishment.

[Inspector Morose 小麦 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇳🇺🇦 @InspectorMorose]

@perrigame CONGRATULATIONS!

[Inspector Morose 小麦 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇳🇺🇦 @InspectorMorose]

@sean29772912 @bbcquestiontime @BBCiPlayer @BBCNews Oh don't worry....Farage will be back on BBC QT soon. If only other parties got as proportionately as much coverage as that fascist does for someone with so few MPs.

[Inspector Morose 小麦 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇳🇺🇦 @InspectorMorose]

@Wills_42 @NameInteger @vitt2tsnoc @marksandspencer Ah perhaps you didn't spot that anyone who doesn't agree with his/her point of view is a Marxist. No need for reasoned argument, nuance or even facts, just narrow-minded feelings!

[Inspector Morose 小麦 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇳🇺🇦 @InspectorMorose]

@NameInteger @WhatRyin @vitt2tsnoc @marksandspencer Ah so we're at the "anyone who doesn't agree with me is a Marxist" stage of the debate huh?

[𝔗𝔯𝔲𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 @politicsusa46]

You have to laugh, or you’d cry. Thanks to Citizen Khan for making me smile when all to often, I want to cry.

🎥 TikTok - https://t.co/BjjPF945T1

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

[Inspector Morose 小麦 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇳🇺🇦 @InspectorMorose]

Superb point. I hope @reformexposed have seen this.

[Moog @a_toots]

A few words about that Lee Anderson incident.

[Inspector Morose 小麦 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇳🇺🇦 @InspectorMorose]

@a_toots Superbly well said.

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

@WhiteHouse Is it carrying the Epstein files?

[Inspector Morose 小麦 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇳🇺🇦 @InspectorMorose]

@forwardnotback Well said Tim.

Hope you're still on the mend.