Iman

[27. @dimvji]

what doesn’t kill you makes you go on a walk

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

“UsA Is OnLy GoOd beCaUSE thEY tOOk plAyERs fRoM EnGlAnD”

Yeah that’s literally how America was founded bozo, welcome to humanity’s melting pot😭✌️✌️✌️✌️

[lauren @njdlauren]

the hypothetical of a whole stadium embracing this generation and it finally being a watershed moment for this sport in this country is genuinely what kept me going for like the past 6 years and now it’s finally fucking happening oh my god😭😭😭

[lauren @njdlauren]

A struggling national team and a struggling manager finding something within each other.

How can you not be romantic about this

[Ben Sasse @BenSasse]

i can still live another 50 years if @Mike_Pence has the courage

[JT @jiratickets]

Me every single day after watching claude yet again one-shot the work I get paid a salary for

[Signal Blue @SignalBlue2]

I-I will… *sniffle* …die in a hospital bed at age 90 s-surrounded by loved ones in-instead of… *pouts* …having my head blown off by artillery at age 17!!! Wahhhhhhh! How unfulfilling!!!!

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

I'm under no assumption that democrat control would mean utopia. But acting like this escalation on every issue isn't a direct result of trump winning is pure cope by people trying to pretend their actions don't have consequences

[Ryan @Ryy4n2]

I love you

[Lyra Sieradzka @lyrasie]

i will never forgive the chauvinists for robbing children of the basic understanding that every human being alive is just like them.

[Oz Katerji @OzKaterji]

Me, cheering for the end of the post-war liberal world order: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me, seeing what the end of the post-war liberal world order looks like: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

[Sergey Karayev @sergeykarayev]

annual reminder

[Jay @JayMile96]

these people told you for months they had an unstoppable mandate that gave them permission to do whatever they wanted

[Joseph Moran @MrBadBit]

ICE 🤝 UNSC

Stripping kids from their families.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, THOUGHT THAT ON JAN 6, 2021 TRUMP WAS POTUS. BUT IT WAS BIDEN? SO SOMEHOW TRUMP LOST THE 2016 ELECTION TO BIDEN? I KNEW IT!! TRUMP IS A DOUBLE LOSER. (MANY CALL HIM "EL LOSER GRANDE") AMERICA IS FURIOUS. (SOME SAY, "FUMING") WE FINALLY KNOW WHY DONALD ALWAYS LOSES. HE'S A LOSER. (MANY ARE CALLING FOR HIS IMPEACHMENT.) OTHERS ARE CALLING TO THANK ME FOR SOLVING THE MYSTERY. (SAD BUT SOLVED.) THANK YOU. -- GCN, ("C" IS FOR CAN'T LOSE)

[Deva Hazarika @devahaz]

Nobody in tech was clowned on by Trump more than these guys

[roon @tszzl]

“exploitation” - the hysterical language of people who think $120k/yr work is “slave labor”. oh yeah this is rahul my 95% percentile income wage slave

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

Every time there is a violent (shooting) attack in this country, the unified Dem response is to try to tone down the temperature, while the entire RW immediately uses it as an excuse to dial things up to 11 and fantasize about murdering liberals.

Completely asymmetric.