jdw.

“Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts.” PGH // AYFKMWTS // BBQ

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This is very specific and unexpected entertainment that exists well within both my soul and wheelhouse.
https://t.co/lTYp1imxeK

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@yabaleftonline tunnel

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I am now a season ticket holder for the Washington Commanders. Life be lifing

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I’m okay with the hosts of the podcasts reading ads, but why am I getting intercut Ryan Seacrest ads and the same “Boss of the Frost” ad from some fucking casino, @ApplePodcasts ?

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I’m about to fuck on off back to Spotify due to the constant barrage of ads on the Apple Podcast app.

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We’ve entered the “find out” phase of this season of America.

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I might not be exactly where I want to be in life, but I have learned this evening that I am “will take an Uber to Pittsburgh from Lancaster as a result of my flight getting canceled” kind of doing okay.

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@jan_forney Yeah, I have nothing to do with this.

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K Is this Richard Simmons?

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Being on the dating apps in my late thirties is giving me a full understanding of what Thomas J. went through fucking around with those bees trying to find that mood ring.

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I received the greatest compliment from a relationship that recently ended, “You speak like you’ve gone to therapy, done the work, and are emotionally mature. I’m just realizing that I haven’t, likely should, but probably won’t.” Such a wild self-own.

[Barstool FSU @FSU_Barstool]

UGA should NOT be allowed in the playoffs. They are not the same team without Carson Beck

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@DoorDash I’m having a problem where someone is attempting to use my email address for their Dasher account. I’ve been told the account has been deleted, yet there has been no updates and I’m receiving emails that they want to change the password. This is wild. Please advise.

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@yajwokeup @TREdingplaces “I have. I seen some ass in them.”

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@FSUFootball Hey guys, quick question: what the fuck are we doing?

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@NOLAboy34 @remington_cooke We’re about to get a lot more of this over the next four years.

[LegendOfWinning @LegendOfWinning]

I'll leave this here

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Who would’ve thought the @DNC would be the only team to out-underperform @FSUFootball this season?

[*crying in democracy manifest*]

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We’re doing this 2016 dance again, huh?

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@PicturesFoIder It’s giving Anthony Padilla