Mike Corc

taking over planets.... mostly uninhabited ones.

[Mike Corc @invadermike]

@geez_Louise9 @lilylightyear MFer out here trying to start a dialogue about green

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@geez_Louise9 Maybe if you had better taste

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@geez_Louise9 https://t.co/UqCxoSY7ib

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@alramusic @BaysideBand It’s probably because they hate you 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@geez_Louise9 Just fyi I did the math yesterday, at about 5’9’’ (69 inches. Nice) you need to drink about 14.5 beers to drink your height in 12oz beer cans. Do whatever you want with that information.

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@geez_Louise9 https://t.co/I8w75XdQBA

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@geez_Louise9 I’m a tricky little minx

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@geez_Louise9 It would’ve been more than 600 but I played it in reverse a few times to subtract from the count

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@geez_Louise9 Also: https://t.co/UqCxoSY7ib

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@CrazyQuinn2022 @alramusic @LianaJok No I need to know what happens next

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@Tabasco_lord Calm down, Jesse

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@geez_Louise9 @doctormisterjim I’d do it again

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@bstategames What if the only round available is birdshot?

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@alramusic Thannnnnnk youuu. With his gross ass

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@geez_Louise9

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@The_Dream99 I love this gif, gf absolutely hates it. Imagine her excitement when I said “one of my favorite bears players posted something awesome. Look!” It’s gonna be a good weekend.

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@xmarkx93 Oh shit my bad fam

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@TheFrontBottoms I guess this means you guys have to come back to Chicago 🤷🏻‍♂️ sorry fellas I don’t make the rules... @Spotify does...