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[Ganymede 🧜 @ivymede]

me when i’m a kleptomaniac with a DEA agent husband

[꧁•⊹٭Megan٭⊹•꧂ @blondiekowboy]

Reading all the men’s comments makes it pretty obvious most men see rape as a punishment for someone getting drunk. I wonder if they’d feel the same way if that happened to them by a bunch of other men while they were drunk

[silkpunk OCposting @bypluvia]

this quote has always stuck with me

[GfB 📚 @Dr_Gavin_Brewis]

Universities that asked BAE on how to deal with Palestine protesters.
1/2

[ada enechi @adaenechi]

Jesus has returned to Bethlehem photographed by God

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

20 years after ‘MARIE ANTOINETTE,’ Kirsten Dunst has returned to Versailles.

Photographed by Sofia Coppola.

[evan @actuallypee]

how it feels going to school for something that isnt business or stem

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Reform UK and Nigel Farage have been caught potentially breaking electoral law

- Verbatim ran a year-long undercover investigation, verified by Channel 4 News

- Investigators posed as the British-based son of wealthy American donor, who was looking to give money to Reform UK

- Because the donor was based in the US, he couldn't legally donate directly to the party

- James Orr, Reform UK's Head of Policy, and Dan Jukes, a close aide to Nigel Farage, then allegedly helped arrange for a US company, which was actually set up by Verbatim, to pay for three polls commissioned by Reform UK

- The three JL Partners polls cost £32,500 and were paid by Verbatim. Two were published in The Telegraph before the May elections - "Labour would face wipeout if elections went ahead" and "Two thirds of voters want Starmer out" - while The Times published "Reform vote in unions at same level as Labour"

- Nigel Farage later met the undercover team in Clacton and praised the polling, saying "it worked, boom" and that it was "bang for buck"

- The polls were presented as independent and the public was not told that Reform UK had commissioned them or a US company paid for them. The US company and supposed American donor were not legal donors under UK electoral law

- Electoral Commission rules say political donations can include funding that helps a party cover costs and expenses, including research and studies, but the payments do not appear to have been declared to the Electoral Commission, despite reporting deadlines passing

- Jukes allegedly later proposed a way to arrange a £500,000 donation from the US through the donor's UK-based son, who would appear to be the donor. The investigation says this arrangement would be illegal

- At a Reform reception, Jukes allegedly introduced the undercover reporter as a "key donor for off the book project". The fake donor then allegedly met Suella Braverman, Sarah Pochin, Robert Jenrick and Danny Kruger

- Legal expert and former Electoral Commission chief Bob Posner says the allegations should now be subject to a criminal investigation

- The proposed £500,000 donation was never made

- Reform UK, Farage, Jukes and James Orr did not comment but are understood to deny the allegations in full

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

This is why Keir Starmer banned social media for under 16s

[The National @ScotNational]

Quorum Beg, a dad-of-three from Glasgow, was smeared by Tommy Robinson after standing up against an anti-immigration protest.

The far-right agitator called him an invader and accused him of 'filming kids' in a park. It wasn't true.

We spoke to him to find out what happened.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Only 6 new sentences left

[Taylor Rivers @taylorivers]

thinking about amanda bynes' iconic lie from 2013

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

i'm #thinking....🧠💭💭⚙️⚙️⚙️🧠💭💭🧠⚙️��💭🧠🧠💭💭 #thoughts

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

[djclipart @djclipart]

Yer da when they don't put the word easter on a delicious choccy egg

[Andrew Frye @itsandrewfrye]

Sex and the City 2 is equal parts exploitation film, surrealist horror, and science fiction. I still can't believe it exists whenever I rewatch it.

[allie⁷ SAW WHALIEN52&HOME&LOVEMAZE&MAGICSHOP @odelllrry]

this tweet changed my life i’m not kidding