If you can create a product that's Instagrammable and Pinterest-board-worthy, you will do numbers.
Aesthetics run the world, and nobody, or should I say no woman, buys ugly shit.
And sad floating fruit in a water bottle is ugly, so if you create one with frosted glass that diffuses whatever's inside, the fruit you put in it all looks muted and like soft blocks of colour.
This, paired with the fact it sits at the intersection of these things:
1 / Bottles have become an identity object which is something Stanley proved at scale. Hydration is now a flex and part of your personality and the bottle you carry is legible social signalling.
2 / No logo-maximalism, just subtle branding. Pinterest girls especially love white labels and Helvetica-adjacent type.
3 / There's this rise of cult brands that are extending into merch. When people already identify with a brand they'll buy objects that let them display that affiliation in non-category contexts which means The Ordinary gets new surface area for the brand in daily life and in other people's eyelines.
The recipe to cook like crazy.
🚨 Something interesting about $WALLET — read until the end. 👇
We’ve been thinking a lot about one of the hardest problems in crypto:
❌ You can build a great product.
❌ You can have a strong team.
❌ You can create something genuinely useful.
But if nobody knows you, building a community from ZERO is incredibly hard - especially when you’re not the founder of @Uniswap or @vladtenev.
So today, we want to reveal something about https://t.co/vHNTe4ZdRu 👇
1️⃣ WHO IS BEHIND FAIRLAUNCH? 👀
https://t.co/vHNTe4ZdRu is being built by one of the top holders of $WALLET. 🐋
But why $WALLET? 🤔
Because it has become one of the most interesting tokens in the Robinhood Chain ecosystem - and because I personally believe there is still much more to this story.
Based on the on-chain activity and everything we’ve been tracking, I believe $WALLET could eventually have a connection to Robinhood.
But I don’t want to simply HOLD $WALLET and wait for an announcement from Vlad or the Robinhood team.
I want to CONTRIBUTE. 🫡
2️⃣ THE DECISION 🔥
We’ve decided to do something different:
🔥 95% OF ALL FEES generated by https://t.co/vHNTe4ZdRu will be used to BUY $WALLET every week — FOREVER.
Yes.
95%. Every week. Forever. ♾️
What happens to the remaining 5%?
🤝 1% — reserved for our first partner, @nancy_c813, who agreed to support our growth.
🚀 4% — reserved for future partnerships that can help us grow the platform and community.
3️⃣ THE COMMUNITY DECIDES 🗳️
Here’s where YOU come in.
What should happen to the $WALLET purchased with those fees?
🟢 HOLD IT 💎🙌
or
🔥 BURN IT PERMANENTLY
The community will decide.
4️⃣ WHY DOES THIS MATTER? 💡
You’re already creating and trading tokens across @ponsdotfamily , @TradePools , and other launchpads.
These platforms generate thousands of dollars in activity every day. 📈
So ask yourself:
Why not do the same on https://t.co/vHNTe4ZdRu - where your activity can also support $WALLET? 🤔
Every token launched. 🚀
Every trade. 📊
Every fee. 💰
⬇️
🔥 95% GOES BACK INTO BUYING $WALLET.
5️⃣ FAIRLAUNCH × $WALLET 🤝
https://t.co/vHNTe4ZdRu is built around safer and fairer token launches - and now, as the platform grows, $WALLET can grow with it.
We’re not waiting for someone else to build the community.
WE’RE STARTING OURSELVES. 🫡
🚀 Launch.
📈 Trade.
💰 Generate fees.
🔥 Buy $WALLET.
♾️ Repeat.
$WALLET 🤝 https://t.co/vHNTe4ZdRu
And this is only the beginning. 🔥🚀
You don’t become a real man until you accept that everything is your fault.
Gf leaves you for a soccer player: your fault
Had you been a better man, she would never jeopardize losing you
Your job as a man is to be the ultimate jackpot. When you’re that, you have far more to offer than a famous soccer player
update / correction.
i was wrong on the main point. dug back into it after @BenderLoop pushed me.
the deployer isn't a "memecoin factory." it made exactly ONE launch ever ($WALLET), holds zero, never bought or sold. the 50+ tokens in the wallet aren't its creations, i misread that.
and the trail is deeper than i gave it credit for: it funded Vlad's demo wallet 18 days before that wallet was public, was on Robinhood Chain at block 1009 pre-launch, and bankrolled the internal TSLA test cluster. that's pre-knowledge, not dust.
credit to @whisper_alpha and @the_boss_crypto who did the real tx-by-tx work.
still no official confirmation, and "insider trail" cuts both ways on risk. but my original framing was wrong and i'm not going to pretend otherwise. corrected.
Nice FUD brother
But the metadata was never the hard evidence.
The hard evidence is that the future $WALLET deployer funded Vlad’s demo wallet before it was public, and was active on Robinhood Chain at block 1009.
Also, holding coins and deploying are very different. Anyone can send coins to a wallet. There is nothing on chain that says they deployed the tokens so your claims are false.
Girls just want to have fun.
That's it, it never changes.
Worst thing you can be as a man is ultra serious and BORING.
Life is short, have fun with girls, marry one. Have more fun, have some kids, it's fun
Overcomplicate this as much as you like.
Still HODL 20 million of base:0x6921b130d297cc43754afba22e5eac0fbf8db75b btw and planned to add more while doing other play like farming $KINS in the morning
I did this with ski-mask-dog:native in 2024, sold for a mere 2x and a week later it did 100x. That feeling is worse than any betrayal or heartbreak i ever felt in my life
This guy might quit trading forever
He bought 1.4% of Black Bull over a week ago, held for 11 days, just to sell for a loss one day before Ansem started shilling.
His $3,500 would now be worth $1.35M 😭