IraNadia

Introvert. As expected. Ambivert. When needed.
I say what I want to say. What I feel like saying. And it is said & done! 😎

[IraNadia @iranadia]

Doakan la suatu hari nanti kita semua berkemampuan ke sana.. in shaa Allah..

[KeriA @KeriA1776again]

I’m exhausted too.

You all went overboard with the madness.

Just stop.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products this month maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients.

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

I can’t call someone a dumb fuck at work, so instead I say, “walk me through your thought process”

[IraNadia @iranadia]

Similar experience. Others make plans without me so I'm assuming that they make plans in another WhatsApp group. Found out through Instagram post. And it wasn't a one time thing. After it happened again, I left the group and cut off everyone

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

I found out last month that my entire friend group had a second group chat that didn't include me. Not even for planning a surprise party or anything like that - just a regular chat where they talk without me. It's been going on for three years apparently. I found out because someone accidentally sent a message meant for the other chat to the main one and then immediately deleted it but not fast enough. Dead silence after that. Nobody addressed it. I haven't brought it up either because what do you even say? The chat is probably still active right now. We hung out last weekend and everyone acted completely normal. I acted normal too. We're all just pretending. I don't even know if I'm upset or impressed by the commitment to normalcy. Maybe I talk too much in the main chat and they needed a break. I don't know. It's been keeping me up at night a little.

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Someone told me I shouldn’t help spread pictures of the Cornell 7 guys, because it might destroy their lives.

Sweetie, that’s what I’m counting on.

[Fendi #RobohKuilHaram @BendiTheBagak]

Nasi kerabu lagi sedap drpd ayam gepuk.

Fight me.

[피타 @pistachio_hello]

고양이들 자기만의 방식 있는거 완전 귀여움
이렇게 점프하는 고양이 ㅈㅉ 웃겨
소리까지 들어줘야해 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[Jasmine @superwhitesia]

I cannot stop laughing because his Hokkien curses are exactly what I'd say during gaming 😭

[IraNadia @iranadia]

Second chance for the barren Luna Novel - Chapter 340 https://t.co/IUdotiXGkA

[FlourishWithLaurin @itsmelaurin]

🧠 MY BRAIN VS. MY HUSBAND’S BRAIN

He wants s3x to feel connected, while I need connection to want s3x; he goes quiet when I want to talk, and he fixes things when I want him to listen. We can both give everything and still feel like we’re getting nothing—learn to translate each other. ❤️

[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

Oh. My. God.
What a timeline cleanse 🥹

[IraNadia @iranadia]

@ismi_nawkaz @meinmokhtar Thank you for this

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A stunning photo of dark clouds topped with a bright rainbow, a rare event called cloud iridescence.

[HippieMom @KatsKorner2023]

This is my new theme song 🎵 Hakuna MaFucket 🤣 🤣 🤣 I know so many of us can relate 🤣🤣🎶🎵

[Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara 🇲🇾 @jpnhqofficial]

Bukan semua kad pengenalan yang dikeluarkan oleh JPN menunjukkan seseorang itu warganegara Malaysia.

Tahukah anda, terdapat beberapa jenis kad pengenalan dengan status dan fungsi yang berbeza?

[IraNadia @iranadia]

@meinmokhtar Boleh je bukak mysikap kat website. Saya guna tu je

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

There's a man on my train who predicts things by watching people SIT.

First time I noticed:

Him to stranger: You're pregnant. Three weeks.

Stranger: gasps, How did you...

Him: The way you sat. Protecting your stomach.

Stranger: I haven't told anyone yet!

Him: Congratulations. gets off train

Week two:

Him to businessman: You're getting fired Thursday.

Businessman: WHAT?!

Him: Your posture. Defeated. You already know.

Businessman: starts crying

Him: But you'll get a better job in two months. exits

Two months later, saw the same businessman.

Him to me: He was right. I got a better job.

Me: The sitting guy?

Him: I call him the Seat Oracle.

Month two, I asked him directly.

Me: How do you know these things?

Him: People's bodies tell stories. How they sit, where they put their weight, what they protect.

Me: That's insane.

Him: looking at me, You're thinking about quitting your job.

Me: freezes

Him: Your shoulders. Hunched forward. Defensive. You hate where you work but feel trapped.

Me: ...yes.

Him: Quit. Life's too short.

I quit two weeks later.

Month four, he had a FOLLOWING.

People would wait for specific trains just to see him.

Woman: Will I get the promotion?

Him: watches her sit, No. But you'll start your own company within a year.

Woman: That's specific!

Him: Your sitting posture changed when you mentioned "own company." Your body already decided.

Month six, a RESEARCHER approached him.

Researcher: I study body language. What you're doing is remarkable.

Him: I just pay attention.

Researcher: Can I study you?

Him: If you want.

Study results: 87% ACCURACY rate.

Published in a psychology journal.

Title: "Postural Micro-Expressions as Predictive Indicators"

Month eight, he got INTERVIEWED on TV.

Host: You're famous now!

Him: I'm just a guy on a train.

Host: You've predicted 47 life events accurately!

Him: I've predicted more. Just don't keep count.

Month ten, someone tried to FAKE him out.

Skeptic: Predict something about me.

Him: watches them sit

Him: You're here to prove me wrong.

Skeptic: ...yes.

Him: You'll fail. Not because I'm always right, but because you're already doubting yourself.

Skeptic: How...

Him: The way you're gripping the seat. White knuckles. You WANT me to be real.

Skeptic: leaves confused

Present day, he still rides the same train.

Doesn't charge. Doesn't advertise.

Just observes.

Last week:

Him to me: You're happy now.

Me: How do you know?

Him: You're sitting differently. Relaxed. Open.

Me: I got a new job. Better pay. Better people.

Him: I know. Your posture told me three weeks ago.

Me: Thank you for the push.

Him: I just noticed. You did the work.

Best accidental life coach I've ever had.

[smooth @Smoothfund]

When the food sound triggers instant teleportation😂

[​Alex Vance 🇺🇸 @adim96898367983]

Nobody warns you that tiny ice skates on a dachshund and a pug can turn a rink into this full costume drama 😂. Watching the purple dress dog glide like a pro while the pug just belly-flops across the ice trying to keep up is the funniest thing you'll see all day.