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be a good boy, son

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@dichotomyofman Yes I am the man in the pfp, I am a motha fuckin boomaaa foe sure! And I think he doesn’t have money because he’s “young,” and not because he’s an anime addicted stupid guy 🙂

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@tyjiuuu62935 @Spceghst2001 @JADEWAFFEN @ChristianHeiens You better believe it!

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@Dontmesswosint @Spceghst2001 @JADEWAFFEN @ChristianHeiens Oh shit you said the no no word! We gonna throw your ass in woke prison for life! No parole bitch!

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@TSzanor9873 @Spceghst2001 @JADEWAFFEN @ChristianHeiens Yes my pfp is me foe sure bitch! You’re smart as fuck, but the grandkids never call 😔

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@highonlifedeal2 Yes! Send me all of your personal info so my team and I can get you enrolled

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@IAmVerySilky Who could have foreseen that they would counter attack their enemy and its allies after they were attacked first for literally no reason. I guess only a guy who’s greatest claim to fame was being captured a thousand times

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Another weak mind folds

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@DeAaronFoxHorse @ChristianHeiens No bitch!!!!!

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@Anc_Aesthetics What do you mean by “we?” You and the rest of the evil simpletons on here aren’t personally deporting anyone, you’re just bitching all day long instead

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@DeAaronFoxHorse @ChristianHeiens How about you suck my fucking nuts instead bitch???!?!?

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@HalfTangible @ChristianHeiens Why would admit that to me?!?!?!? Why would you give me fuel?!?!?!

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@NekoNationalist @point_cultural @ChristianHeiens

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@_BloxMaster3_ @Spceghst2001 @JADEWAFFEN @ChristianHeiens This is a meme from 2008!!! That’s even older than the hangover!!!!!!!!

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@forxaccoun28727 @ChristianHeiens LMFAOOOOOOOO

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@Spceghst2001 @JADEWAFFEN @ChristianHeiens Are you quoting the hangover?!?!? Bitch it’s 2026!!!!

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@HighRiskAsset If I showed my dad your furry account he would be roasting the hell out of you in a hilarious way. Lucky for you I have no particular ill will towards furries so I won’t say anything other than you are a very stupid and evil type of guy

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You are of voting age and you’re still going on vacay with your dad?! And he’s speaking for you?! It’s sounds like you’re an arrested development coward and the old Irish guy was dunking on your fruity ass

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

>Walking around Blarney Castle
>An elderly Irish man comes up to talk about the history
>We have a friendly conversation for a few minutes
>He somehow gets off topic and begins talking about Donald Trump
>My Dad interjects and mentions I voted for him (thanks Dad, just what I wanted, a political debate with a random foreigner while on vacation)
>Irish Boomer goes into full meltdown mode
>“You know he’s a rapist right? How could you vote for him?”

These people are literal cattle. Every interaction I’ve had with retirement-aged Irish people has somehow resulted in them offering me their unsolicited political opinions about my country, and every single time it’s a level of shitlibery that rivals even the most ideologically indoctrinated resist lib Americans.

You can just tell these people watch TV all day long and wait for someone else to tell them what to believe, at which point they accept it without question.

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@regalnerd @ChristianHeiens My trolling addiction makes me happy and you being a little bitch about it fuels my happiness 🙂

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@Spceghst2001 @JADEWAFFEN @ChristianHeiens I’m indian, I’m black, I’m a jew, I’m a muslim, I’m a girl, I’m a job application, I’m a therapist, I’m your mom telling you to “turn off the cartoons you’re a 23 year old man.” I’m whatever makes you cry like a scaredy baby

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@E33018140 @ch58221549 @ChristianHeiens Your three dads

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@jeorgedandy @Velrunar @ChristianHeiens I am a sadist for terrorizing evil and stupid people and you’re making me very happy right now!!!