Jordan

weather boy
Yankees, Knicks, Giants

[Jordan @ironictuna]

*me drinking water, so one of my kids sees my full face for the first time*

Five year-old in my class: Why do you have a mustache and a beard?

Me: ... why don’t you?

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@KutterIsKing @cmaguire2008 You spend your entire day on this platform engagement baiting and ONLY have 70k followers to show for it. Most everyone else lives a life. 😂

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@CyndiMunsonOK Sign up, light on it to keep it highlighted at night. Let’s bring Oklahoma back to prosperity. ❤️

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@Moisty_Mango @DanCollins2011 This is a bad argument because defense and goalkeeping are incredibly valuable skills that lead to the PK shootout in the first place

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@DavidofEnglish The same argument of why Americans wouldn’t be as good at rugby is the same why they aren’t as good at football.

We just don’t have the same culture around them. Nothing wrong with that! Soccer and rugby are still good fun to play and watch, even if we suck at them lol

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@necebreezy @Mikemik69341471 >how does it feel to know they’ll never win a World Cup

This isn’t a good own when the majority of Americans don’t care at all, I’d be surprised if more than half even knew they were hosting the World Cup.

[Jordan @ironictuna]

Country that primes kids from age 5 to be professional soccer players beats country that doesn’t. Who would have thought?

Europeans would be great at American sports if they were trained at a young age like our kids are for those. Same goes vice versa.

It is what it is.

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

Stay humble USA. 🇺🇸

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@norwegianesc American rooting for you guys to take it all. Much love. ❤️

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@BRFCJohn I don’t think we should be giving you guys shit for not having AC, but how is opening a window gonna help when it’s 40*C? Like yeah you may get a little more airflow, but it’s still gonna be extremely hot.

Central AC probably isn’t necessary but individual room units could work

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@LeonOpensStuff @JustinJosey1118 @Gee__Gazza Yeah and they’d still get killed because the gameplay, rules, and pace between the two games are completely different. You don’t seem to understand just how hard American football players tackle.

It’s with literally 3x the G-force of rugby players btw

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@Snowshoe657397 @CucklerJason @Gee__Gazza I have not once seen somebody say this. It’s always been the argument that our athletes have put their attention elsewhere than soccer, and if they had chosen soccer at a young age instead, our soccer team could possibly be quite good.
Hopefully soccer gets more popular here.

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@OGHashsnob @gabos1337 @_Justin_Sports @OldMackIsBack Who would have guessed, they didn’t respond

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@PunishedRWR Norway but mostly because I really like Haaland

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@oroborous This would be really cute to see them try

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@TimM35656984157 @lukasblue82 @kirawontmiss You ever met someone from the UK? Some of the softest people alive.

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@pippaisright @Zmanface76 @stoolpresidente Bro you kick an object in between a set boundary and that’s the game. It belongs to literally any child with 2 brain cells and nothing else to do.

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The funny thing is Europeans thinking Americans are mad that they lost in the like 6th most popular sport in their country.

99% of us just said “Oh well” then went back to what we were doing before the game.

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@lukasblue82 @kirawontmiss “What most U.S. men are like, weak without a gun” and the dudes from the fuckin UK 💀

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@LeDogger @mjd7718 @Connotating @tdgator9 They’d get lightly touched in the chest, fly 10 yards back, then roll around crying for a minute and a half furiously rubbing their shin, screaming into the field, just to miraculously stand up completely fine seconds later running at full sprint.

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@Griknoteur @FakeRegDunlop @Ryanair_IT So much projection from such an angry little person. Another reply from me might have you surrendering like you guys always do.

In other words, I’ve literally never met an intelligent French person. Bottom of the barrel Europeans.

[Scooby Durag™️ @Ronniee_K]

@kylekuzma I had to look and see who was sitting here defending Kyle Kuzma’s bum ass, and then when I realized it was himself, it made it so much funnier 😭😭😭😭