Isabel

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[Isabel @isaaaa]

Sorry for being MIA for so long. Couldn't find my way out of this sweater.

[Cher @cher]

Ok, GOING TO WORKOUT.
WHILE IM GONE, EVERYONE SEARCH 4 THEIR INNER CHILD.

[Isabel @isaaaa]

All it took for me to start tweeting again was seeing a shitty tweet blow up from someone I’m acquaintances with bc I’ll be damned if I sit idly by and watch someone else succeed at something I want nothing to do with.

[Isabel @isaaaa]

I need Seamless to implement a two-step verification process, but the second step needs to be outside approval.

[Isabel @isaaaa]

Really hate how cops just turn on their sirens and don't even tell us why. Like, hello. I want details.

[Isabel @isaaaa]

@StephenLevin33 I am a constituent of your district. We are counting on you to vote for a #PeoplesBudget that re-invests in our community & not in the police. We are watching, and we are voters. Vote NO on the pro-NYPD budget proposed by @SpeakerCoJo. We demand #NYCBudgetJustice.

[Isabel @isaaaa]

@Murphingt0n they are often the unsung hero of the sandwich.

[Isabel @isaaaa]

@juliet_qk I said “hey” not hello but more importantly I stopPED BEFORE I SAID SISTER. And it was magnet related.

[Isabel @isaaaa]

This should be on the news.

[KT @katiexdrink]

I don't know what I expected a porcupine to sound like but it wasn't this - I am extremely pleased, however, and would die for this creature. s/o @curlybeach for blessing my life with this information

[Isabel @isaaaa]

SCHNOZAM!!!!! I can’t believe that was right under my nose this whole time.

[Isabel @isaaaa]

They need to make a Shazam for smells.

[Isabel @isaaaa]

@lillian_maxwell What exactly makes a stripper’s dick different than any other dick on earth?

[Isabel @isaaaa]

i will not buy an $80 quartz crystal water bottle. i will not buy an $80 quartz crystal water bottle. i will not buy an $80 quartz crystal water bottle. i will not buy an $80 quartz crystal water bottle. i will not buy an $80 quartz crystal water bottle. i will not buy an $80 qua

[Isabel @isaaaa]

@hasanthehun 🕴🏻 - for all of your Roy Orbison emoji needs.

[Isabel @isaaaa]

@Gooooats That is a $2600 Thom Browne bag that I have definitely not looked into buying.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

(i get kidnapped and thrown in the back of a car but we drive past some horses)
me, pointing: hrmphses

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

finally the one christmas present i'll use over and over again