Isabel Clark

[Noble Art Understander @UnderstanderArt]

me: “So, Homer, that’s Nolan’s Odyssey. What’s your analysis? Did he ruin your vision?”
Homer: “Holy shit, he flew to different locations to create it?”
me: “Does Nolan understand Xenia?”
Homer: “Flew in the fucking sky? Like a God?”

[Nick Percoco @c7five]

The person to approved that font was born after cigarette ads were banned from billboards.

[Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur]

Sorry, folks. You can’t fully grasp the Odyssey by seeing a film version! You also can’t comprehend it by reading it in a book. You have to hear it sung by a bard in dactylic hexameter while in such an ecstatic state of drunkenness, you channel the Muse and add your own lines.

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Zoe Saldana seems to be in some kind of Church of Scientology type situation but with T-Mobile

[Ball Knowers @BallKnowerSquad]

@joshhart Josh Hart denying the separation of Church and State was not on my off-season bingo card

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Watershed moment in Brunson history

Quinta Brunson and Jalen Brunson were at the same event Tuesday

They posed for a photo together

[Séries em Cena @seriesemcena]

Eric Kripke diz que foto de Donald Trump como Jesus Cristo arruinou uma das piadas mais absurdas de “The Boys”:

“Eu achava que essa era a coisa mais insana que poderia acontecer, até Trump divulgar uma imagem dele como Deus 48 horas antes da exibição do episódio. Há um mês, quando estávamos pensando em marketing, eu pensei: ‘Capitão Pátria como Deus é exagerado. Temos que ter cuidado até mesmo sobre como apresentamos a ideia ao público, porque eles dirão que fomos longe demais, e aqui estamos’. Posso dizer uma coisa? Eles estão dificultando muito a sátira. Parem por um minuto e nos deixem ser mais absurdos que o mundo? Seria ótimo.”

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

make sure you choose a password that contains capital letters, numbers, and special symbols so that someday the data broker who purchases your info can go "ooh good password" after your login details are inevitably leaked in a data breach you can do nothing to prevent

[Snarcasm Queen @MoreOrLessAMess]

Modern parents suck so badly and are ruining their children because of it.

"Hey, baby, the nurse is just going to talk too you for a minute, to check that you're safe. If there's anything you want to ask without me there, now is a good time. I'll be right outside."

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

This account is insane. Classic Twitter vibes.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[Jennifer 🟥🔴🧙‍♀️🦉🐈‍⬛ 🦖 @babybeginner]

Some days you can’t love social media enough. This is one of those days. It began like this. Someone stole 12 tons of KitKats.

And then the replies started coming in. Scroll down.

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

People always think Pennsylvania is just Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with the Amish in between, but if you know where to look there are gems like this hidden all throughout the state! This is Altoona

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

[Rosie Langello-Hodgens @RosieLangello]

I mean, wow

[Subscribe to the You Know Ball Patreon @TrillBroDude]

Worst Super Bowl for a guy named Drake since last year

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

athlete: so if triathlon is running, biking and swimming, that must mean biathlon is running and biking?

coach: [taking out skis and a gun] haha yeah you’d think so

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Greenland deploying their weather on us was an unexpected first strike.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

shoey? no, leggy.

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

To be honest the show Veep couldn’t write a better scene. Rubio’s face the whole time?