Tomorrow's the big day!
June 19th, commemorates the end of slavery in the United States and is a time for reflection and celebration of African American culture.
Here are some key traditions and ways people celebrate Juneteenth:
1. Fighting one another
2. Thieving Walmart and CVS
3. Shooting every tenth person you see
4. Blasting rap music
5. Twerking on burnt out cop cars
6. Assault Asians
7. Blaming White Devil for personal failures
8. Stabbing fellow subway riders
9. Smash and grab Apple phone stores
10. Destroy everyone's meal at Denny's/Waffle House