K.A. Ryde🦉

tortured poet with a private jet / writer of the best lesbian porn this side of the mississippi

[K.A. Ryde🦉 @isaiddonttouch]

@bobbyteriyaki Why did I admit to this. Nobody asked

[Yup @Lobopobia]

Steve Harvey: We asked 100 Shaolin Monks whats one thing you can't forget when leaving the monastary

White guy wearing sandals and a robe: Steve I'm gonan go with Scroll of the Eastern Wind

Steve: HHWHAT?!?

*Survey flips over showing 符箓 with 68 answers*

[K.A. Ryde🦉 @isaiddonttouch]

@soonrightaway It's just a video game kids play

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Max Blade

[K.A. Ryde🦉 @isaiddonttouch]

@Srirachachau Yeah ebbs and flows from SHIT TO MORE SHIT

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Robbie Williams is going to be the new James Bond. And his secretary? Monkeypenny...

[K.A. Ryde🦉 @isaiddonttouch]

@xtinatucker I'm still waiting for a good Bond movie

[⛶ @milkshapes]

Never kill yourself

[Nate @thenatewolf]

Started calling the middle of a loaf of bread “the king’s bread” and saying things like “a cheddar this fine demands the king’s bread!”

This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.

[K.A. Ryde🦉 @isaiddonttouch]

@rodarmor @ecareyo God I love it. Community 1. Dining Hall. I Love NEOM. A giant police station. And yet there's still a Dunkin and a Hampton. Everyone line up to join the prison colony

[K.A. Ryde🦉 @isaiddonttouch]

@jules_su @jerrrrrrryyyyy Handing the check in desk my Hezbollah passport

[masc by moonlight 🦇📺🔞 @finalbutch]

hey guys i dont know if you know this but this person making a lighthearted comic about feeling awkward about people making out 2 feet away from them on the train is not christofascist purity culture and i think you need to take the sticks out of your asses

[K.A. Ryde🦉 @isaiddonttouch]

@GrahamSmith_ That's not what private donation means. Do you also think an Army private is someone super secret

[K.A. Ryde🦉 @isaiddonttouch]

@Mermaid_Dork @tylergilfoster They all lived happily ever after?

[K.A. Ryde🦉 @isaiddonttouch]

@Mermaid_Dork @tylergilfoster You know who else a lot of people agreed with? Hitler

[K.A. Ryde🦉 @isaiddonttouch]

@unormal This guy is promoting missiles and referred to one as big chungus it's so over

[regular sized ackman @pleas4nt]

Search is broken so have a screenshot

[Stephen aka. Zteoheb ⭐️ @Zteoheb]

“Whoever mocks the poor insults his Maker; he who is glad at calamity will not go unpunished.”

-Proverbs 17:5

[CommieTurk @PunishedCommie]

@EoghanHeriot Enjoy

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard