Steve Harvey: We asked 100 Shaolin Monks whats one thing you can't forget when leaving the monastary
White guy wearing sandals and a robe: Steve I'm gonan go with Scroll of the Eastern Wind
Steve: HHWHAT?!?
*Survey flips over showing 符箓 with 68 answers*
Started calling the middle of a loaf of bread “the king’s bread” and saying things like “a cheddar this fine demands the king’s bread!”
This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.
@rodarmor@ecareyo God I love it. Community 1. Dining Hall. I Love NEOM. A giant police station. And yet there's still a Dunkin and a Hampton. Everyone line up to join the prison colony
hey guys i dont know if you know this but this person making a lighthearted comic about feeling awkward about people making out 2 feet away from them on the train is not christofascist purity culture and i think you need to take the sticks out of your asses
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard