Ishan

[Ishan @ishanparikh23]

@jimmywalloj 💪

[Ishan @ishanparikh23]

@vikpai I wonder who?👀

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

Rafael Nadal 2010:

Australian Open QF
Roland-Garros W
Wimbledon W
Spain wins a major football tournament
US Open W

Carlos Alcaraz 2024:

Australian Open QF
Roland-Garros W
Wimbledon W
Spain wins a major football tournament: [loading…]

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

Wimbledon's Facebook post - GOATs eating grass.

Rohit Sharma 🤝 Novak Djokovic.

[Tennis TV @TennisTV]

The biggest flex in sporting history? 😏

Rafael Nadal has his 14 #RolandGarros titles announced before play 🏆

@rolandgarros

[Olly Tennis 🎾 🇬🇧 @Olly_Tennis_]

🚨🇪🇸🇺🇸 Rafael Nadal’s 2024 Indian Wells Draw:

R1 - Raonic
R2 - Rune
R3 - Shapovalov/Musetti
R4 - Fritz/Baez
QF - Medvedev/Dimitrov
SF - Djokovic/Hurkacz
F - Alcaraz/Sinner/Zverev/Rublev

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

JASPRIT BUMRAH BECOMES THE FIRST BOWLER IN HISTORY TO BE NO.1 RANKED IN ALL THE 3 FORMATS ...!!!! 🤯

[NP @nadalprop_]

⭐ 𝟵𝟭𝟮 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗘𝗖𝗨𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 weeks in the Top 10.

Some of the all time greats haven’t managed to play for that long, whilst this man was part of the tennis elite for nearly two decades. 💯

[Huberman Protocols (not Andrew Huberman) @hubermanrules]

Look

A lot of you just aren’t serious about the protocols

You sit there

Claim AG1 is too expensive

Yet here you are

With a roof over your head

I live in my parents backyard

It’s 34 degrees right now

CONSTANT cold exposure

MAX norepinephrine

Wake up

Eight ball of AG1 to the dome

Straight off a tree stump

Look at you

I bet you’re breathing through your mouth right now

Pathetic

You get in the car

Seat heater on full blast

WEAK

You sit down to rest

I sit down to do soleus push ups

BUILT DIFFERENT

You pop a Zyn

Throw on some 40-hz binaural beats

Hoping to be productive

I boof alpha-GPC while injecting nicotine mixed with phenylethylamine

Do you even know what that means?

I kicked my girl out of the bed 7 months ago

Told her Galpin said so

She left me

Good

More time for zone 2

You just aren’t serious

You haven’t washed your sheets in months

You don’t wear more layers during Spring

You only get 4 minutes of weekly cold exposure

DISGUSTING

I mean

Do you even know patriarchy is the cause of female constipation?

This is 101

Here you are

Middle of winter

And you’re trying to get your morning sunlight through a damn window

This life

It just isn’t for you

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

Netflix will broadcast a live tennis match for the first time ever. An exhibition between Nadal and Alcaraz in Las Vegas just before Indian Wells 2024.

[Ishan @ishanparikh23]

@stats_feed @tweetsauce

[Naval @naval]

Living within walking distance of your friends completely transforms your quality of life.

[Fastest Pitstop @FastestPitStop]

Every record Max Verstappen broke in 2023:

- Highest percentage of wins in a season
- Most wins in a season
- Most points in a season
- Most consecutive wins
- Most podiums in a season
- Most laps led in a season
- Highest percentage of laps led in a season
- Most consecutive wins from pole
- Most wins from pole in a season
- Biggest points gap between 1st and 2nd in standings
- Most consecutive races as championship leader
- Most consecutive points scored
- Most consecutive top two finishes
- Most hat-tricks in a season
- Most pitstops by the winning driver in one race
- Only driver to win 3 times in 1 country
- Only driver to lead 1000 laps ever

19 wins. 21 podiums. The most dominant season in Formula 1's history🏆

[stats per @F1GuyDan]

#F1 #AbuDhabiGP

[Ishan @ishanparikh23]

@airindia Still waiting on you guys to respond!?

[Ishan @ishanparikh23]

I know @airindia is already a meme at this point but charging for this is a crime.
How is the London - Bombay flight this bad

[Ishan @ishanparikh23]

AI130, 4th Nov 23 & 22K
I definitely should not have been asked to buy this seat.

Currently on AI 607 from BOM to BLR and stuck on the tarmac for longer than the journey to BLR.
What is going on??

[Olly Tennis 🎾 🇬🇧 @Olly_Tennis_]

ESPN held a vote for the ‘21st Century’s Most Dominant’, in the first two decades of the Century:

🏆 Rafael Nadal at Roland Garros won, beating out Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps at the Olympics.

14 titles.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLWWWWWWW.

112-3 W/L.

97.3% win rate.

14 match wins against Federer and Djokovic at.

Only went Five Sets *THREE* times TOTAL, out of 115 matches.

Won it without dropping a set FOUR times (2008, 2010, 2017, 2020).

Longest time between first and most recent title at a Major Event for any player EVER, at 17 years

Won his first at 19, his 14th at 36.

🐐🇫🇷🤯

[Aman Surana @surana620]

@peakbengaluru Bangalore Traffic reasons 😂😂
#G20India2023 #Bengaluru
@HALHQBLR

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Anyone else understand only like 70% of the lines in Oppenheimer? Or am I deaf?

[Ishan @ishanparikh23]

Renting with @SixtAustralia has been such a disaster, the insurance claim team is does not respond for months.
Why would someone rent with you guys?