Sheena

[Sheena @ishbel_jo]

@MuswellHillNews Great news!🥳🥳

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Easter is spending Friday thinking it’s Saturday, Saturday thinking it’s either Friday or Sunday, Sunday thinking it’s Saturday, and Monday thinking it’s Sunday.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Can’t wait to tell every single person I speak to today that it was “really cold first thing this morning”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

A cup of tea is just an excuse to have a biscuit, and a biscuit is just an excuse to have a cup of tea.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I’m sorry but I was ready for Autumn. I simply reject this weather. I refuse to remove my jumper.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to write someone's name in a birthday card:

-Double-check name spelling
-Relax
-Check again
-Deep breath
-Quickly test pen on another bit of paper
-Focus
-Here we go...
-Bugger

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Cut your own grass”

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Arizona-based Investors Discovery Land Company has snapped up a lot of real estate in the Scottish village of Kenmore, which is causing concerns among the locals the area is becoming "hoarded by the elite" https://t.co/VeISrAOrt3

[Fact @Fact]

Worrying is a waste of time. Good and bad things happen in life, you just have to keep living and not stress over what you can't control.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Proudly waving goodbye at the end of the Zoom call, having contributed absolutely nothing

[Ed Sheeran HQ @edsheeran]

Subtract will be released on 5th May 2023 💛 ✨

LIKE this Tweet to receive news and reminders about the new album.

[Jamie Oliver @jamieoliver]

How do you like your #eggs in the morning??

[M&S @marksandspencer]

It’s Friday, which means you deserve a treat! We don’t make the rules. 🤷 Why not use our squidgy hot cross buns and chocolatey Easter treats to make these mouth-watering ice cream sandwiches? 🤩

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Sorry to send a work email so late!”

That’s okay, I won’t be replying until work starts again tomorrow

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?”

“I’ve got a few bits” - Translation: I bought myself some clothes

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

If someone leaves and has to immediately return because they’ve forgotten something, it’s your responsibility as a Brit to say “that was quick”. Unless at the end of the day in an office, when it’s changed to “morning!”

[Costa Coffee @CostaCoffee]

Say hello to this year's Christmas cups! It wouldn't be Christmas without them 🎄☃️❄️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Not knowing if you’ve got covid, a cold or if feeling a bit rough is just your natural state these days. Definitely one of the three, though.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Can we push our meeting back to half 5?”

Sure, if you don’t mind doing it by yourself while I travel home.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

King Charles to appear on BBC’s The Repair Shop, as he’s got 23 fountain pens that appear to have been thrown against a wall.