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The Office: Season 7, Episode 12, 9:36

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@thetanmay

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

schrödinger's funny number. 68±1

[ਇਸ਼ਜੋਤ @ishjxt]

.@ManUtd whenever rivals drop points and you ask them to win to solidify your position in the top 4

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@TrueICTian goattttttttedddd

[Mayank 🇦🇷 @Cules651]

We didn't build a test empire to watch it slip like this.

[nomes³³ ⋆˙⟡ mv3 mc71 @vernoomie]

My dear Ver5tappen…

You never showed up, and now, after looking at the sprint qualy results I understand why. I don't imagine you will receive this letter but I nonetheless must send it. Ver5tappen, oh, Ver5tappen. I was just starting to dream the silliest and softest of dreams. I miss you, and I will always miss you but I cannot live like that, and it seems you cannot live any other way.

When I’m high on ver5tappen hopium, the world makes sense; but when the hopium dwindles, I see clearly that your world is not a world from which one can escape. I'm so sorry, for everything, for getting carried away and telling the mclarens to double dnf.

There's a great season end within you, Max, but you are wrestling with the FIA and a shitty car. And the shitty car... wins, time and again. You've broken my heart, again, and I fear I have broken yours.

For that, I will never forgive myself but you must let me go now. I enclose a hopium pipe you gave me many races ago, when we were both younger, not because I don't like it, but because I care for it far too much and it reminds me too much of you.

I hope, one day (tomorrow)... you will find me again and give it back to me. But for now, I hope by returning it to you I can finally be free.

Goodbye,
Nomes

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒃𝒂𝒔 @Shebas_10dulkar]

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#HappyBirthdayViratKohli 🐐

[Rembrandt @NetnerdO95429]

@findyourkicks is a fraud company. I ordered shoes in March 2025 with quick delivery, but after months of delay they cancelled my order on 1st Aug promising a refund in 5–7 days. It’s Oct now and no refund—pure customer harassment and terrible experience.
Orderid-20250314-1707

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

"Take Me Home..." 🎶

Sound on for this, Reds: presenting a very special cover of Country Roads by lifelong United fan and @OfficialKALEO frontman, JJ 🫶🏟️

🤳 @Snapdragon x #ShotOnSnapdragon

[ਇਸ਼ਜੋਤ @ishjxt]

“I always win things in my second season” 🤝 “Punjab Kings top 2 pakka sir”
#PBKSvsMI @PunjabKingsIPL

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@gauzammalhotra @Uber_India @Uber_Support @narendramodi @BhagwantMann

[ਇਸ਼ਜੋਤ @ishjxt]

@formularacers_ That was his sprint race

[' @TheShowtimeReds]

JUST RETWEET.

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@gauzammalhotra @_pallavighosh @NayabSainiBJP Best of luck

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@keemwontmiss .@Tobjizzle

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🕊️

[ਇਸ਼ਜੋਤ @ishjxt]

How does this club manage to pull me back every season 😩

[JTG Productions @JTGProductionYT]

𝑶𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔.

[BCCI @BCCI]

वंदे मातरम 🇮🇳

[ਇਸ਼ਜੋਤ @ishjxt]

AURA.

[Abhinav @TotalKohli]

Full interview of number 18, @imVkohli ❤ https://t.co/Rtgtu92gv3

[lalomanca @kyabatauvro]

Surreal 🥹

[ਇਸ਼ਜੋਤ @ishjxt]

SAARI BHABHIYON HATTIYE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻♥️♥️♥️♥️