Islam Khalil

hell bringer on earth

[CBC Egypt @CBCEgypt]

ٱدْخُلُواْ مِصْرَ إِن شَآءَ ٱللَّهُ امِنِينَ ❤️👌🏻

#المتحف_المصري_الكبير 🇪🇬
#CBC

[إنجازات مصر 🇪🇬 @engazatmasr2020]

اللي بيحب #مصر من كل دول العالم 🌍 واللي قلبه بيفرح مع كل إنجاز مصري عظيم ❤️
دلوقتي لحظة الفخر الحقيقي مع افتتاح #المتحف_المصري_الكبير 👑
أكبر متحف أثري في العالم... حكاية حضارة بدأت من آلاف السنين ولسه منوّرة النهارده!

اللي فخور بمصر يعمل ❤️ لايك
اللي نفسه يزور المتحف يعمل 💬 كومنت
واللي شايف إن العالم كله لازم يشوف العظمة دي يعمل 🔁 ريتويت

يلا نشوف عددنا قد إيه 💪
#مصر_أرض_القوة_والسلام 🇪🇬✨

[Islam Khalil @islamkhalilc]

@iqos_support_ae you have the worst Customer Care i ever seen in my life

[الْمِسْيري @Missiery_]

♥️

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "they're right behind you!"

[Islam Khalil @islamkhalilc]

@Mohamednwr @duCares @tdrauae This is nonsense how this is even possible !!

[Islam Khalil @islamkhalilc]

@AppleTV Love the show
Thank you so much for that positive and human feelings
Thank you whoever worked on that show

[Hannah Waddingham. @hanwaddingham]

Richmond til I die. ❤️💙

[Islam Khalil @islamkhalilc]

@somayaelkhashab هتمسكيه منين ؟

[Islam Khalil @islamkhalilc]

@ScreenMix البلعوطي

[Nasser @Nasser_Junior]

حمو بيكا

[𝐌ahm𝐎ud 𝐄lsherif #بؤساء @ElSHERIF_4]

الله😂😂😂😂😂

[Waad Mohsen @wa3dmo7sen]

الفنان عبد الباسط حمودة لخص سر السعادة في جملته الرائعة مدام مفيش مضايقة تبقى الغزالة رايقة.

[Islam Khalil @islamkhalilc]

@etisalat worst customer service i ‘ve ever seen in my life

[Bad Dad Jokes @baddadjokes]

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Carlos
#dadjokes #jokeoftheday

[Bad Dad Jokes @baddadjokes]

Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password.
It’s not stroganoff.

#dadjokes #JokeOfTheDay

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I got arrested for illegally downloading the whole of Wikipedia

I told them I could explain everything.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available.

She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Yesterday I changed a lightbulb, crossed a road, and walked into a bar.

My life is a joke.