Abraham Goldstein

[𝙅𝙖𝙮𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙙𝙨 🥷🏿 🗽 @Dimessjayy]

Jameis Winston meet and greet

[Abraham Goldstein @ismellpenniegld]

Michael Phelps is ordinary as FUCK

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Sources tell me Jaxson is stable. Please god.

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Brittney Griner would make a great power ranger

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Drinking an energy drink on a Sunday is like getting morning head from a dominantrix

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Niggas be watching mukbangs then genuinely ask “Wtw?” Nigga nothing fuck you!

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Why didn’t the Seahawks run the ball

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Free all my niggas in the can

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Kamala Harris is the human embodiment of a zamboni

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KC Conception is like the Martha Stewart of Elton John’s

[Yaxel LendeBeast @GMZeroOG]

LeBron James putting up absolute BRICKS in open runs 😭

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Counting or not counting gang violence

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

According to reports, Streamer Clavicular has reportedly been charged with rape, drugging, and furnishing alcohol to a minor. His arraignment is scheduled for October 14.

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Did Hitler ever say nigga

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Just saw a nice fupa

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BBW queen #tribute

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Kundalini✨

[Renie 🦋 @Renie_ch]

is anal squirting a thing or did i just shyt in this ngga bed 🤔🤔

[Abraham Goldstein @ismellpenniegld]

Looks like you snuck onto earth… WHORE

[Syd Smith @realsydsmith]

Caption this

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Cutting your wrists for attention is like having 5 black guys jizz on your face after a breakup. Nobody cares but it’s just as hilarious and embarrassing

[Paul_Blart @PBlart77927]

@ismellpenniegld @lizzo Welcome.

[Abraham Goldstein @ismellpenniegld]

@lizzo is built like a bag of wet leaves