Michael Murphy

hi

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

PGA and LIV

[cory @coolmathgame_]

british person: eat it

me: [tears in my eyes] it’s 5:30 in the morning

british person: [puts knife to my throat] eat the fuckin beans

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Johnny Depp not showing up for the decision is elite mental warfare

[not a ‘big ot’ @bigottimerush]

girls will be like ‘if I turned into a miniature pie would you eat me in one bite or a few’ and get mad at your answer

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

in the club when "Way 2 Sexy" come on...

[Michael Murphy @IssMurph]

@JoeyGuert @smpellegrino_ Make it rain

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

The #Bears agreed to terms with first-round pick Justin Fields on a fully guaranteed four-year, $18,871,952 contract that includes a $11,085,056 signing bonus, per source.

[Nick @NickMC1993]

@IssMurph i got money now

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

Nobody:

Manny Machado sliding into second base:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Was a fun month.

[Michael Murphy @IssMurph]

@yayaford2 Ya they did

[MLB @MLB]

8-for-8!!

[. @ETHAN_RECLAIM]

BASE: @UTMBase alum Alec Mills earns a spot on the Chicago Cubs' Opening Day roster! https://t.co/Spaclo67LT

[Keith Carver @KC4UTIA]

Down goes the #CrimsonTide!
UT Martin baseball defeats #22 Alabama in Tuscaloosa! @UTMBase #Skyhawks

[WallStreetBets @wallstreetbets]

It seems Occupy Wall Street had the wrong approach.

[Michael Murphy @IssMurph]

@JBuhmann17 Jajajajajjajajjajaja

[Michael Murphy @IssMurph]

@JBuhmann17 Sunday scaries

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Can’t sleep. Thinking about Mitch

[Michael Murphy @IssMurph]

@dg_greiter Totes the cove dude. Mask on mask off