prince Harming

he/they

[prince Harming @itdungi]

@katskonscious Oh it’s pulpy. I’m evolving

[prince Harming @itdungi]

Been drinking aloe water with the sort of reckless abandon that i used to reserve for alcohol

[prince Harming @itdungi]

WARNING: results might vary

[prince Harming @itdungi]

Life hack: if you’re visibly suicidal at work they might let you go home early, if only to avoid upsetting the customers

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

On the Amtrak again. Nobody wants to sit next to me because my sock is inside out. The train is a brutal place, one faux pas and you’re out, you’re done for. The gallows awaits me. Not the worst way to go. They used to crucify people like me, Amtrak

[jimmy, (aside from her not doing it) @tuffluffjimmy]

Nothing quite like the rush of telling someone there’s no military discount and then not thanking them for their service

[alfonso @alfonseaux]

Being in a transitional period of your life

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Cracking open a nothing one with the nobodies

[lake micah @afrofatalism]

like odysseus, i too am constantly getting myself ensnared in plots and ploys of my own making and working my way out by grit or grift only to arrive at another impasse that tests my mettle and taxes my wits until at last i escape again and lurch home where yet more trials await

[hyperrealgirl @luxxforlife]

if i owe you a text back imagine what i owe myself

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got my disassociates degree

[grovy @grovymango]

Joining an asexual polycule where we all play mahjong

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

One of the symptoms of ADHD that doesn’t get talked about enough is how making eye contact with other people is difficult because every time you do it you’re seized by a powerful vision of precisely how that person will die.

[👹 @connnnobi]

Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshiping. - Hubert Reeves

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Using the phrase "I'm willing to bet my life on it" as a way of saying I'm like 60% sure

[conor @conor_brn]

It must feel good as fuck to be an old man and dawdle around holding your hands behind your back

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I was born in the Wrong Generation I was meant to be a Lighthouse Keeper. I love Sitting and Looking at the water and Being alone and Losing my Mind. The Mercury Poisoning sounds up my Alley too

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

This is a sane & rational approach to living your one and only life in a hell society

[˚₊‧꒰ა jeppy is seeing charli ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @N3XTL3V3LJ3PPY_]

today my grandma informed me that i alone have to be the one to destroy ai

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

There are enough resources on this planet for every living human. There are not enough resources on this planet for the fossil fuel industry, unregulated deforestation, data centers, private jets, and endless wars.