kitty^••^

ratatouille enthusiast with memory issues

[Mr. Turtle @TheMisterTurtle]

I won’t tell anyone when I make it, but there will be signs.

[kitty^••^ @katskonscious]

@itdungi Does it have the pulp?

[Ryan @cartesiandevil]

A lower middle class white inviting you over to smoke weed and watch Impractical Jokers is a sign of great respect in their culture

[kitty^••^ @katskonscious]

But babe, Yeezy pussy on pussy

[Gregor Estevan @gregor_estevan]

YEEZY X MOWALOLA KITTY SHORTS

[kitty^••^ @katskonscious]

Just ate a sandwich I had to wash my hands afterwards for, no one’s living up Friday like me

[kitty^••^ @katskonscious]

@mallorymalaria Loll I had a p.2 with Amalia, I was BUSY

[kitty^••^ @katskonscious]

The K-line saving lives again

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

when a red-tailed hawk shows up to the songbird function it’s like dude can you leave. you are freaking everybody out

[The Kindly Cowpoke @sillydingdong]

Sometimes you look at an old picture of yourself and you see a beautiful pair of shorts you once had.. a pair of shorts you once knew

[kk 🫐 @cutiegurlk8]

being a birdwatcher who is NOT a photographer is just like….you are just gonna have to trust me man

[Dylan @cutieswagusa04]

Us when I inevitably baby trap, for love and for vengeance.

[mrvn @wepkpa69]

travailler avec des gens qui prennent le taff trop au sérieux

[kitty^••^ @katskonscious]

“When big ang died I would’ve fucked anybody” @mallorymalaria

[jen @hiiiijen]

don’t ask me to play pickleball w you. play tennis like an adult

[C. @cichgarette]

Missionary so I can see the hate for the government in your eyes

[🂱 @laylology]

Rolling over after sex and immediately speaking Minionese >>>

[Messyventura @messyventura]

3 generations from now Minnesotans will be immune to mace.

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

this is like when humans share a big spinach artichoke dip with grilled flatbreads etc..

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

bro last night was a folk tale orally passed on through generations