Andy

Born before google. Asked AI when google started. Stay grounded.

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I can’t be the only one that thinks we should mount a rescue mission #Opportunity #bringOppyhome

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It was better before every world leader choreographed their lives on socials ‘just met my friend whoever at WD40’.

We don’t care. Piss off and get on with the job you’re employed to do.

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Think I speak for all non-man utd fans: please never sack him

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@ToonMouthTyne All stinks of panic, nonsense. Liverpool went for Ekitiki as they believed we wouldn’t sell? Pushed for exit ever since but must think unlikely as no transfer request which would trigger some issues for him should he not go?? At any rate, it’s all fucked, lose lose for him.

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@KieranMaguire There’s no reason why every premier league game can’t be televised on some channel in the uk irrespective of the hooky sticks.

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What happened to players wanting to play in the champions league? MUFC nowhere near. #NUFC

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@SoVeryBritish Living

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For legal purposes this is a joke.

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I am henceforth introducing tariffs on aspects of my life. From this day forward all supermarkets must pay me 50% of my grocery bill.

I buy lots from you. You buy nothing from me. This is unfair. I grow great tomatoes.

Today is #LiberationDay

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Furthermore, I shall park in your car parks for as long as I choose. Particularly if they’re near somewhere else I need to be.

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@ManUtd In all seriousness, why does it look like that? What is the design story.

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@SkySportsPL According to a certain commentator this was poor attacking rather than good defending 🤷‍♂️

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British culture is basically ‘I’ll do it but I don’t care enough to do it well’ isn’t it

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@Someboy_Chris For a crumb of chocolate!

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When I was a kid, wagonwheel biscuits were massive. Presumably that’s where the name comes from?

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This is inflation and shrinkflation in action and if you dig into it I bet accurately summarises the British appetite for working hard. You get less and less for it - and it costs more!!

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Had one at my folks the other day and it was the same size as a digestive?! What’s going on.

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@SoVeryBritish Gold benchmarked against property over the past century.

Naa cheese.

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#InheritanceTax should be abolished in all forms because it means taking money which has already been taxed from the dead. It boggles the mind that we considered that to be ok.

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@JonathanPieNews I better make a mental note of this for future reference

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@SkyNews Country is on its knees instead though 😅😅😅