Chrissy Cole

Jesus. Adventurer. Creative Rockstar with jokes ✌️⚡️

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Visibility does not equal significance.

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“How long will you wait before you demand the best of yourself?” -Epictetus

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The type of support we all deserve.

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To all the kids that prayed for a white Christmas… could you pray that I’ll find a God-fearing Jason Mamoa type man. Thx. Merry Christmas.

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Security was confused by something in my bag… it was my new espresso tamper.

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Farewell Europe… my only regret was not eating more pastries.

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I have three days off and I’ve never been so excited to have time to do laundry 😝

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Don’t get me wrong I really enjoy my H3… but I think I’d have a blast ducking people.

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Repurpose the pain.

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Where’s the meme where Tully Hart reports that women over 35 are more likely to die by terrorist attack then to marry. Maybe it’s my dark sense of humor… but that felt real 😂 #FireflyLane

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Tatum: we are anti social people.
Me: I’m not antisocial. I like people. People are just intimidated by me, so we don’t hang out. I don’t know why. I mean I’ve got eggs painted on my nails right now!
Tatum: True. You are always so eggcited to see people.
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I’m so sorry.
😂😂

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There’s online debates… and then there is online baristas debates. Todays topic: macchiatos. I want to punch someone in the face.

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I would get a dude hopping into my DMs on April Fools… that checks out.

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This was so RELATABLE. Gotta love the gift of invisibility 🤨

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

Carolyn watching Brandon and Danny “bro out” is perfection #Survivor #Survivor44

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Them: what are you gonna do with your afternoon
Me: try to not spiral into a pool of depression

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Day off is sipping espresso and watching Kat Von D sell her shoes on an auction and it’s snowing. So relaxing.

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For the love… please do not name your child Precious! https://t.co/Ao18HBsIPl

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Also… Jesse Williams… you’re a little too pretty for a dude.

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1) Netflix does pretty well with rom coms.
2) Mom always said marry your best friend… so I love a friendship turned romance!
3) Ashton and Reese 🤌🏽

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I was told I have squishy hands today… apparently it’s good for hand holding.