Ferb

The light at the end of the tunnel can just be the oncoming train.

[Ferb @its_firmin]

MTA: It’s $3 for a ride
NYC: I’m deadass protesting!
MTA: How you getting here?
NYC:

[Ferb @its_firmin]

I’m just here for the tea

[Ferb @its_firmin]

@apelliccia4 Fake

[Fariyah Omarshah @Riyah_742]

Leaving a zoom meeting has got to be the most awkward human interaction I have ever seen!

[Ferb @its_firmin]

Get me a loaf bed too

[StarlightSam @starlight_sam]

Hi, my name is Sam, and I become suddenly in need of some emergency dental work. Because I live on my own, work part time, and attend college, funds are already tight, and suddenly I need to pay +$3k in dental bills. Anything helps.
https://t.co/TUwfQMuhKZ

[Ferb @its_firmin]

@xherriotx 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 only up from there

[Fariyah Omarshah @Riyah_742]

Being left disappointed by someone you thought would never disappoint you is something that can never be forgotten.

[Ferb @its_firmin]

Are we getting a halftime show this year?

[Ferb @its_firmin]

Mars is deadass dirt bro @elonmusk

[Ferb @its_firmin]

@probonoattorney @WaitingOnBiden How can we do something for current black people that’s fair to all past black (slave) people...How can we do something for current students that’s fair to all past (none loan paying) students...

[Ferb @its_firmin]

You know we had it bad when calling for a moment of silence is a great start to this presidency. #InaugurationDay

[Ferb @its_firmin]

This man really didn’t show up to #InaugurationDay

[Ferb @its_firmin]

Let’s help him find it

[sam parzych @SamParzych]

So, uh, if there’s a Joseph Auckley out there who ordered a paint by number from Winnie’s Picks... I have your order

[Hilsz 🇱🇨 @_LittleIndo]

Ever heard somebody voice & instantly get annoyed ? 😭

[Ferb @its_firmin]

Get i? #CapitalBuilding https://t.co/qMUERX8DHl

[Ferb @its_firmin]

Lol took Twitter away but he still has nukes...

[Ferb @its_firmin]

Aye Trumpers, y’all should try the White House next.

[Hilsz 🇱🇨 @_LittleIndo]

You buy women everything they want & they still find a way to wear your clothes , i don’t understand 😭

[Ferb @its_firmin]

Hiding in these peoples’ bathroom. 10/10