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I'm made up of equal parts evil and charming. And I will never apologize for that.

[J @its_just__me]

Sure ticket homeowners for things in their control like incorrect trash disposable or having uncovered trash bins. Not things out of our control like litterers and curbs that can’t be swept from unmoved cars.

[J @its_just__me]

. @NYCSanitation going around giving summons to homeowners in Brooklyn for their curbs being dirty when cars sit parked in front of own homes for weeks on end. This system is broken!

[J @its_just__me]

@NYCSanitation @NYPD105Pct I did and 311 case was closed in under 20 mins with obviously nothing done. 🤔

[J @its_just__me]

@FoodNetwork Looking pretty good! 5/6 correct, but feeling the randomizer is going to cause some shockers still this season! 🙈

[J @its_just__me]

@FoodNetwork Perfect bracket so far!

[Oliver @MissingLuci]

Spotify: Thanks for spending 67 months of 2020 with us...

#SpotifyWrapped

[J @its_just__me]

@stefanieegal @McDonalds WHAT. the only thing that had going for them in my book.

[J @its_just__me]

@realDonaldTrump Here I fixed it for you: #NoKneeling

[J @its_just__me]

@Chewy thank you for your customer service. You guys are amazing.

[J @its_just__me]

@shinsospuppet Haha it’s me. Thanks for the bamboo!

[J @its_just__me]

Binge watching Love Island... If I did a shot every time someone says ‘vibe’ I’d 100% die from alcohol poisoning. #loveislandus

[J @its_just__me]

Is this actually the stallion that mounts the world?
(in case we need another sign Arya is going to kill Daenerys.)
Everything is coming full circle. #got  #GOTS8E5 #GamesOfThrones

[J @its_just__me]

Imagine being one of those people that listens to the same 20 songs until pop culture/social media gives them another 20 songs... and that being all you listen to. 🌀🌀🌀

[J @its_just__me]

@AmericanAir I declined to help. Since I paid to reserve a window seat upon booking and I haven’t slept as stated. Not sure why you call your customers over the PA to guilt trip them into switching and then make snide comments when they decline.

[J @its_just__me]

@buybuyBABY I am unable to send you a DM....

[J @its_just__me]

@buybuyBABY just received an item I purchased and it is compeletely the wrong product. Please help.

[J @its_just__me]

@Grantritchie @MousCase Agree. You guys should simply write IPhone X/XS case on your website to avoid all of this confusion. There should be transparency with your consumers so they are 100% certain of the product they are getting. This case isn’t ‘New In” as advertised.

[J @its_just__me]

@stefanieegal it’s that speechless sass. It’s all in the eyes. 😂 need to see her/you ASAP. Texting you later.

[J @its_just__me]

Are all real estate agents trained to ask what you are looking for and then show you apartments that meet none of your needs?

[J @its_just__me]

Just kidding.... Barbara is sleeping and wants nothing to do with me obviously.

[J @its_just__me]

Honestly, I never take uber pool. First time.... we’re about to pick up “Barbara”. What’s protocol? Should I be wearing my headphones like I want to? Or is that rude?