kharon

Unhinged intrusive thoughts with a pinch of brutal honesty and a cup of sarcasm

[kharon @its_kharon]

I immediately regret this tweet. @SavantOfficial

[kharon @its_kharon]

FUCKING DUMBASS 🤣🤣🤣

[METAL GEAR TODO DIA ATÉ NAMORAR @MetalGearnamora]

Dia #257

[kharon @its_kharon]

@sumhotdumbitch Absolutely terrible idea. That's what the sauce is for

[kharon @its_kharon]

@danp3047 @mfd00mbr Yo, you funny as hell for this

[kharon @its_kharon]

Since watching a few of these on tiktok this has gotta be the best one

[YAGIRLFEMALERAPFAN @dagirlfemalerap]

“THIS NIGGA SUUUUUCK” !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

“Deodorant getting kinda pricey”

Steal it if you have to, Pleaseee

[kharon @its_kharon]

There's so much engagement bait on this app I'm actually ready to leave

[kharon @its_kharon]

Perfection 🤣

[GoyaGripper @TAN1AAA]

Calling Chris Brown “BeatEmUp McBackflips” is fucking hilarious lmaoo

[kharon @its_kharon]

@socawkwrd3 Carbonated, sparkling, mineral, all of it is nasty

[kharon @its_kharon]

@amazonmilkfrog Land O' Lakes has Butter Balls, an FDA approved snack that just consists of butter. It's real, unfortunately

[kharon @its_kharon]

In satin sheets, with the heat on, and my feet tucked under the blanket 😊

[parks @parkersity_9]

How do y'all SLEEP at night knowing people don't like you??

[kharon @its_kharon]

Yes. Duh.

[⛧ @Rainwontmiss]

Would you still tweet if you got zero likes on all your posts?

[kharon @its_kharon]

Lights due, internet due, Mountain Dew, baby shark doo doo doo doo

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Rent due, car registration due and the dentist just sent me an invoice for $80

[kharon @its_kharon]

same phone for 4 years
2 subscriptions at about $12-$13
hate Uber/don't use Uber Eats.
make my own coffee at home.
haven't vacationed in 18 months
takes public transportation
stays at home on weekends
spends on average $40 on both
cooks at home
STILL CAN'T AFFORD ONE. Shut up.

[4nt1p4tt3rn 🏴‍☠ Appalachistan Wolf Lodge #47 @4nt1p4tt3rn]

You want a house?

Cool, cool.

When are you gonna give up your $1,500 smartphone that you buy the new version of every year or so?

When are you cancelling all your subscription services?

When are you giving up Uber, and UberEats?

When are you going to stop buying a $7 "coffee" every morning, sometimes twice a day or more?

When are you going to do without a weeklong (or longer) vacation at least once each year to some exotic locale?

When are you gonna sell your brand-new car, buy a beater, and drive it until the wheels fall off instead of trading in every 3-5 years?

When are you gonna stop going clubbing every weekend?

When are you gonna let go of your $100/week or more booze/weed habit?

When are you gonna quit eating out almost exclusively?

You're not?

You don't really want a house.

[kharon @its_kharon]

SEE RED BABY! LET'S GOOO

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

BULLS. WIN.

THIS TEAM!!!!!

[kharon @its_kharon]

@MalikMcYeet "That's not a shelf"
"I only shower once a week" ass mf

[kharon @its_kharon]

Shut up

[Ezzy @ezzyskii]

Dear Black People:
The Top Of The Refrigerator is Not A Shelf

[FIRE @TheFIREorg]

BREAKING UPDATE: The government pressured ABC — and ABC caved. The timing of ABC's decision, on the heels of the FCC chairman’s pledge to the network to “do this the easy way or the hard way,” tells the whole story. Another media outlet withered under government pressure, ensuring that the administration will continue to extort and exact retribution on broadcasters and publishers who criticize it.

We cannot be a country where late night talk show hosts serve at the pleasure of the president. But until institutions grow a backbone and learn to resist government pressure, that is the country we are.

[kharon @its_kharon]

@Tim_0x1 @tattooedcoeur You're right, it's not funny. It's fuckin hilarious