Parker Robertson

Your auntie’s favorite college sports Tik Toker, yuge “we” guy, did not attend but wears his t shirts proudly, 1% better each day

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@flatland_sports JCP was kinda on a tear in the 90’s so uh, thanks?

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@AggieFootball 👏👏👏🙏🙏🙏

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@uscfan981 lol no

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@KayceSmith Hate to give em props but this is sick af

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@AggiesRecruitEx Mmmk let’s be consistent here Aggie. Not to step in for Arky cause they hate us too, but yall pretend not to care that Texas beat yall this past season because you made it to the playoffs and Texas didn’t. Does H2H matter or does it not?

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@SAaronDouglas @TxForever Hi it’s me, the character. Go check the video on Tik Tok. They get worked up alright😂

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@BBQch1chken @TxForever How do we keep missing them on Gameday🧐

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

I’m on Twitter now!

[D J @TxForever]

Football season is so close

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@JeffDLowe If you walk in the movie with some Junior Mints or Raisins, I will snuff out your meaningless existence with my bare hands and not feel a single emotion whilst doing so

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@SoonerVirginia

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@AggiesRecruitEx Point out the bottle or can that Colin Simmons threw

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@DawgsPodcast Dawg yall already bitched us three times leave us alone

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@Agbleacher Man this is just kinda weird. Like what a cool thing for yall, but you found a way to shoehorn Texas in there? Why?😂

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@billyliucci If Elko’d done it you’d have loved it. “Mike Elko with that Fartin Texan Aggie spirit, tellin it like it is. No coach speak here, we should build him a statue and hang up a banner to commemorate this”

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@OkieFBfan Maybe he can use that speed to finally get yall a touchdown

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@ESisson7 Well you don’t gotta say it at all because either way we missed the playoffs. Enjoy having that while you have it cause this year’s team is going back to the playoffs to make it 3 out of the most recent 4 years, which is pretty good comparatively

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@20YearsAgoSport I’m gonna have to unfollow in 2030 for obvious reasons but for now I’m happy to have found this account

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@statue_baker @Beenjamn_Gee Hang a banner! Yall won the first half! Great job!!

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@TexAgsLive @Blain_Crain No😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Parker Robertson @its_texas_babe]

@Jertriot Score a touchdown