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official fan page of me

[alexxx @itsalexschmidt]

@oneinsixzeros I

[🗡️ 𝘽𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀 🔪 @BladeHalll]

RETWEET THIS. It doesn’t cost anything to spread word.

[alexxx @itsalexschmidt]

@dfrostttt Yay!! When do you move?

[brendan 🦧 @bigfriendan]

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

me when there’s a minor inconvenience in my life

[🪿. @shitfromabutt]

Is it just me or does Riley sound like he’s singing toxic by Britney Spears?

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Wow! Drake’s 3 sons are all named Jumpman. So when he said “Jumpman Jumpman Jumpman them boys up to something” he was talking about his kids 😳😳😳 this man really is a good father

[Mosquito @Mosquit77853947]

A nigga gotta eat https://t.co/CJ0so8NoQK

[alexxx @itsalexschmidt]

@JoiWare Stem

[alexxx @itsalexschmidt]

@Maytte_S Literally basically Same

[grace @_gdarling_]

My dog ran across the street when she went to get the paper this morning. My mom was not happy.

[alexxx @itsalexschmidt]

@dfrostttt @chrischmidt4 I’m dead . Calamine lotion isn’t medicated dodo nor is it $20

[sweet dee @deelalz]

Just found out that I’M the reason why I’m broke... Shocked and confused

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

LADIES imagine this,

its 15 years from now. your son is up to bat. your daughter is cheering him on in the stands. your husband is nowhere to be found, you start to worry he’ll miss the game. suddenly, a tiny red convertible pulls up on the field. its your husband, Stuart Little

[David Klinger @hotline_kling]

me: what if u add the 9 months in the womb

bouncer: no

[bela @sweeterbela]

If you ever see me in public it’s not me

[Solyrical @TonyMatrimony]

Close your eyes and visualize this https://t.co/SJsbQPdOqr