Amber is short for Hamburger

One of my favorite hobbies is making normal situations awkward.

I'm a forensic/psych nurse that loves animals and doodling 🎨

[Bexistential Dread @grayandrainbows]

@BudrykZack

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

it’s crazy that they only figured out tectonic plates in the 60s. a child in the 50s would say “it seems like south america and africa would fit together” and his mom would go “that’s cute honey would you like a cigarette”

[Amber is short for Hamburger @itsallgood188]

@heckmanatee Marguerite, I've only met one person with this name, but I think it's too beautiful to be forgotten

[Amber is short for Hamburger @itsallgood188]

@lykaboss I stopped playing rec soccer a couple of years ago after my Dr told me my Achilles was on the verge of rupturing 😳

[Amber is short for Hamburger @itsallgood188]

@MythicalChef If you think I'm going to go out and buy a meat mallet when I have perfectly good hot sauce bottles at home, you are wrong

[Amber is short for Hamburger @itsallgood188]

@lykaboss Me and my husband had a similar conversation 2 nights ago after I bought a goldfish plant 😅

[Amber is short for Hamburger @itsallgood188]

Me and my husband have watched the new @boburnham special twice already, the music is AMAZING and it's a beautifully creative piece of art

[Amber is short for Hamburger @itsallgood188]

@MythicalChef My hot take is that my husband thinks pumpkin pie is too spicy. Is this controversial? Yes. And do I just think this is so funny I wanted share it with the internet? Also yes.

[Amber is short for Hamburger @itsallgood188]

@MythicalChef @trevorevarts The volcano nachos from Taco Bell. Part of me died when they discontinued those

[Amber is short for Hamburger @itsallgood188]

@Facebook can you help me understand why I got a 30-day ban for a meme I posted in a private group 4 years ago?

[Amber is short for Hamburger @itsallgood188]

@chelcielynnn

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

[Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino]

Ban Viagra. If pregnancy is God's will, so is limp dick.

[Amber is short for Hamburger @itsallgood188]

@JoJoesArt Its not perfect, and I still feel like I need to make som improvements, but I'm still really proud of it. Colored pencil is my favorite medium, and I want to continue to get better.

[Amber is short for Hamburger @itsallgood188]

Got some new masks today, kind of makes me feel like a duck with my beak on sideways 😅🦆 #nurselife #covid19 #thissucks #myfaceishot #breathingishard #whydoievenwearmakeup @ Dayton, Ohio https://t.co/rdyNaYPZjS

[C.I.A. @cerinaa_x2]

The way I just screamed ����😂😂🤧🤧🤧🤧

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Jonas Jödicke @JoJoesArt]

ART GIVEAWAY! ✨

Rules:
- retweet & like
- follow me

to possibly win a 12x17 inches print of your choice from my etsy shop.

Winner will be announced in 48 hours.

Good luck and remember to #StayHome 🙌🏻

[Amber is short for Hamburger @itsallgood188]

Me pretending that I know what I'm doing

[First We Feast @firstwefeast]

She thought it was a pickle 😭😭😭

[Amber is short for Hamburger @itsallgood188]

@mypaleskinblog @instagram Not IG but on facebook, I had someone that i didn't even know, make threats to harm me with a friend, so me and 7 other people reported her, and FB said it didn't violate the community guidelines. But I posted an article about nudity, and it got taken down immediately 😡