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Current events with occasional sarcasm. imo malum Genuenses

[Bri @itsallmalarkey]

If you like riding in literal filth, come on down to @Delta airlines

[Bri @itsallmalarkey]

@VaughnDeF @NYCBLNDE

[Bri @itsallmalarkey]

Loving the new @forensicfiles during this corona quarantine. Can't wait for season 2!!

[Bri @itsallmalarkey]

@mycupofti 🥳

[Bri @itsallmalarkey]

@mycupofti

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Today canceled. Me staying in bed and eating cookies.

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Prohibition ended 85 years ago today:

[Bri @itsallmalarkey]

BRING HOME THE BAGELS

[PETA @peta]

Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations.

[Daniel Rourke 🙃 @therourke]

I, for one, welcome our owl overlords

[Bri @itsallmalarkey]

@SenatorMenendez

[Eric Koch @EricDKoch]

The Mandarin Duck is officially a New Yorker

[Bri @itsallmalarkey]

@alroker doesn’t get enough appreciation for his Twitter clapbacks imo

[Bri @itsallmalarkey]

@pokmon_facts @ChelseyCleve Pokémon go is officially cancelled

[VICE @VICE]

It's. Time. https://t.co/44FT8dYQxF

[Julian Sanchez @normative]

Crucifixion is a terrible, terrible thing. Should never happen. And we may never know whether Jesus was guilty of crimes against Rome. Who can say? But thirty pieces IS a lot of silver, and it would be very foolish to turn it down.

[Bri @itsallmalarkey]

@realDonaldTrump Ok but gas prices also dropped when ISIS was taking over oil wells, what’s your point?

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road?
To get to the other sides.
Happy Thanksgiving, you guys!
(Alexa told me that joke.)

[Bri @itsallmalarkey]

#HouseOfCardsSeason6 was an utter train wreck. @netflix do better

[Bri @itsallmalarkey]

Well this is encouraging

[Shane Goldmacher @ShaneGoldmacher]

In which Andrew Cuomo accuses media criticism of NY’s Amazon deal for being linked to Bezos owning WaPo.