silly sheeb

idk shit ab dick

[molecular lionel @chasedbywasps]

I was just saying this to my pastor

[mc. @maiigician]

Spent time with my friends so my crash out is POSTPONED

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Doctor gone be shaking yo toes in they hands like dice

[Tǒast @Themb0flcation]

We will be tuning into this instead

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[Truly Pete (72%)👽 🔜 Some Rave Eventually @AStateofPete]

Friend: “You good?”

Me when everything I took just kicked in:

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

A babysitter allowed our 4 year old to eat 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters

[m :) @vuse_lover]

I just wanna get famous enough on twitter that I post a selfie and ten people send me money for being beautiful

[van haley @vanhaley_yt]

i could never play hard to get because i love being annoying

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

i could never kill myself because i get fomo too bad

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Hickeys are overrated leave me a black eye so these hoes know you don’t play around