Vee.Jay.Bee

Mom life in the chaos

[Vee.Jay.Bee @itsavernthing]

Summer time loading......

[Vee.Jay.Bee @itsavernthing]

#SeaUsRise #girlsnightout #mariners

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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[Eric Karl Anderson @lonesomereader]

I know book prizes are competitions and usually I join in with winner predictions, but we’ve all been through so much in the past year. I don’t mind which of these great novels wins the @WomensPrize tonight.

Let’s just celebrate, enjoy the sun & be grateful for books. 📚🌞🎉

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

The newest member of the @ProFootballHOF: Bill Cowher.
Congratulations, @CowherCBS! #PFHOF20

[MomTransparenting @momtransparent1]

My kid used to be OBSESSED with Chuck E Cheese so we started calling it Charlie Provolone’s just so we could talk about it without him freaking out.

You parents have any secret code words?

[a fucking fuckface @ARandomdummy]

I’m mean, we’re all basically saying the same goddamn thing. We all want a soulmate with endless love and to fuck like pornstars.

And coffee. And pizza.

[Vee.Jay.Bee @itsavernthing]

@ohmygrapeness D day is a great day! Celebrate accordingly!

[ugh* @heatherlou_]

If a woman is in Lowe’s buying a plunger, she doesn’t want to be hit on. She’s dealing with enough shit already.

[darkside @mydarksidesays]

Let the light of your beautiful soul shine through the pain.

[Donna McCoy @Donna_McCoy]

Infatuation is loud and ungainly. Real love sits quietly with no need for so much drama.

[☀️🌴Summerrrr🌴☀️ @summerlvn01]

Don't call me a hot mess...I much prefer mess on fire

[Just Z @HerBeast66]

Relationships are not 50/50, they’ve got to be 100/100 for it to have any chance for it to work!

[Avogadro’s House of Moles @schumoo]

I go to country and western bars wearing a Judas Priest t-shirt and drink Shirley Temples because I don’t feel comfortable unless I don’t fit in.

[Tony @tsm560]

I’m emotionally detached but in a very affectionate way.

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

Asshole so tight she shits silly string.

[Vodka TIEM ™ (powered by whiskey) @VodkaTiem]

Welcome to middle age. Your fingerprints hurt now.