emily

@barnsleyfc ❤️

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Disappointed to see some lazy, xenophobic comparisons of Tuchel with Hitler.

Adolf would never have picked Jordan Henderson.

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

you’ll be at your lowest and then nationwide will shine down on you and give you £100 for no reason and suddenly there’s a reason to live

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

I predict:

Birmingham - loss
Portsmouth - loss
Blackburn - loss
Lincoln - loss
Burnley - win
Watford - loss
Norwich - loss

That's not Labour tonight. It's Tottenham next season.

[nata @rmacfs]

scenes when a fight breaks out during the clasico but it’s just real madrid players vs real madrid players

[Shambo of Luxembourg @BradfemlyWalsh]

Not now, strange radio signals emerging from the Antarctic ice.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.

This is called the Wurst Käse scenario

[luke @lukewbm]

Half the people that voted to leave the eu are dead now anyways there’s really no reason for us not to have a second referendum

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

So glad all these celebrities could take a break from r*ping kids to lecture us about morality

[emily @itsemsb]

@giffgaff where’s my extra 20gb?

[goma @soigomaa]

The fact that people need a dead man's files to believe a thousand living women... tells you everything about whose voices they don't.

[juan 🇧🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇯🇵🇪🇸🇸🇳🇨🇴 @juasanalghaib]

some absolutely electric benefits cheating here. fair play mate

[emily @itsemsb]

Well done Luke Littler for making darts so boring to watch. Didn’t watch that final and for the first time am not arsed. Boring 🥱 😴

[emily @itsemsb]

@JustEatUK @johnven67 @SUBWAY I’ve messaged you too!

[Martin VII @Nedao454]

Usual path of someone who lived in the 20th century

[The Anarchist Turtle 🏴Ⓐ🔆🏳️‍⚧️ @anarchoboognish]

This is the future Charlie Kirk wanted