Jessica Isaac

always cold. she/her

[Jessica Isaac @itsjjesss]

I tried to convince my brother in law that I was semi funny on twitter and made him look up my handle. After a minute he silently chuckled to himself and I said “I’m funny, right?” And he said “no you made a spelling mistake”

[Jessica Isaac @itsjjesss]

@HimymCraig The replies to this tweet just make me so incredibly sad and disheartened. How are we ever supposed to be united? I know this is especially deeply personal for you, I am so sorry. 💙

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

Imagine you just took an edible for the night and then you hear a knock on the door and it’s Kamala 😭

[Jessica Isaac @itsjjesss]

@NutshellVersion 🫶🏻

[Jessica Isaac @itsjjesss]

@BenMandelker Agreed!!

[Jessica Isaac @itsjjesss]

@GrossmanMax They’re at home sleeping

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

Abolish. The. Death. Penalty.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Ok that was one of the biggest quakes I've felt in LA

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

If the fucking SECRET SERVICE can't protect a candidate for president from a maniac with a rifle, how in the hell can we expect a TEACHER to protect a classroom of kids?

[Jessica Isaac @itsjjesss]

my parents called me at 3pm and said they were getting ready to watch the debate… which is at 6pm. this is their superbowl

[Jessica Isaac @itsjjesss]

who can I talk to about not putting the “download” and “save to my drive” buttons right next to each other on pdfs?? I never want to save to my drive. never.

[Jessica Isaac @itsjjesss]

did anyone else make peanut brittle in middle school science or was that a fever dream

[Jessica Isaac @itsjjesss]

@antvacio I saw it and it was incredible

[Jessica Isaac @itsjjesss]

I unlocked $53 Rush tickets for The Book of Mormon on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/ryFG1EcvGM

[Jessica Isaac @itsjjesss]

I unlocked $47 Rush tickets for & Juliet on Broadway on @TodayTix! https://t.co/h8XmZLGVbn

[Kyle Ayers @kyleayers]

Only I felt the earthquake

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

selena would thrive in an office… she would be parked by the espresso machine…

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

“mothers of utah”, oil on canvas, artist unknown, 2024

[Kyle Ayers @kyleayers]

Hey folks if you can or can share or any of that. I appreciate you all a great deal. This thing is getting worse but I want to figure it out. https://t.co/dsgbah0XVI