Chris Smith

He coined the phrase coined the phrase.
Instagram: itskabalski
Graphic designer and climber and, if I may say, generally an OK chap.

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Those ‘unplugged’ albums. How do they record them?

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@ex_jedi Except mouse conferences.

[Daniel Benneworth-Gray @gray]

Four minutes of film characters saying the name of the film they're in. Oddly satisfying. https://t.co/J0voTHvSF1

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@andy_lee They still are. It’s an old English law.

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@beepeeaitch Is there anything you can’t do?! #manswoon

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@odellandy Could be either the handle of a giant corkscrew or a huge plunger rigged to some massive explosives.

[Sean Conway @Conway_Sean]

Best honesty box I've ever seen.

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Four days on from seeing Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 and I’m as excited to see it again as I was to see it the first time.

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@Chiddeqel Dammit.

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@Chiddeqel My money’s on that guy who works in Wilko. Or maybe the Goth Prince will stride triumphantly back into town.

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Whenever you stumble upon an unshot clay pigeon in the woods there’s a small part of you saying, ‘What if it’s an unexploded landmine?‘

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@TaikaWaititi Such is my trust in you, would you be my conscience for a day please?

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If you enjoy looking at logo designs, prepare to lose a few hours on this website... https://t.co/JRbv20Ka8h

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@ex_jedi Thats what I thought too but thought maybe it was like a Limited Edition kinda thing.

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@ex_jedi Having trouble identifying that. Unusual markings if it’s a false widow. Maybe a tube web spider?

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@Longshot_Photo @meredevelopment @ex_jedi Yours isn’t ready yet, Ken. They’re just trying to fit PA in front of the RP.

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I expect that joke has already been done half a million times. #latesatire

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Catching up on news: Apparent uproar from Waitrose customers that no longer get free coffee. I imagine much quinoa spat out at the news.

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Post holiday skin now peeling in a distressing way.
I look like a mosaic.
I look like crackling.

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@odellandy Bit disappointed. Had hoped piano was its natural sound. Like daffodils sounding like tubas, sunflowers like wobbleboards etc.