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I am not confident, I am courageous. Hydrated, moisturized, exfoliated & minding my own edges. Homogenized, not pasteurized. Just.. don't

[777-9311 @itskhloej]

After 10 mos of being at home wearing pants w/stretchy waistbands, no bra, & a bonnet, I've decided to embrace my inner cave woman. No more blazers, cropped pants, snazzy pumps. No mani/pedi/brows. Just me, my covid-belly, and eating directly out of containers..with my hands

[777-9311 @itskhloej]

I don't understand how 99% of the accounts I follow never show up in the "For You" tab.

[777-9311 @itskhloej]

@steveott99 @GeauxGabrielle https://t.co/PMi5O401GV

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

https://t.co/axo1wzd4eP

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

Today's #WordOfTheDay is mythomania.

Learn more about this word: https://t.co/VdA5UirT4r

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I was putting some bread through the hotel toaster at the breakfast buffet and another guest stood by my side and faced me instead of standing behind me. As the toast appeared out the bottom of the toaster, he held his plate towards me. He was expecting me to give him my toast. He thought I was a toast server.

[Rep. Gwen Moore @RepGwenMoore]

My office is committed to supporting adult literacy services. Please contact my office for assistance.

[777-9311 @itskhloej]

@Jules_SCXO @SixBrownChicks 😅🤣😭

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Stop scrolling, take a deep breath, and remember you are not alone. 💛💚

[777-9311 @itskhloej]

@SixBrownChicks A4. Re-pack them bags right on up and let him know having an Australian man as a husband in America is a burden. He can dj his way into an airline ticket and carry his unburdened tail back to the kangaroos and jars of Vegemite

[Mr. Billy the Librarian @3kingvisions]

At Whitney Library, we’re screening Are You a Librarian: The Untold Story of Black Librarians on February 4th at 4:15, and it means more to me than I can put into words. As a Black librarian, I stand on the shoulders of people who fought to be seen, heard, and respected.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Greenland sharks are believed to be the longest-living vertebrates on Earth.

Researchers have determined that one female is around 400 years old.

That means she was alive during the Napoleonic Wars, the Boston Tea Party, Charles Darwin, and ABBA winning Eurovision.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

There are a lot of stupid ass posts here that are only made to generate engagement and whatnot. Retweet if you agree, like if you disagree.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

im in a group DM where this also happens. people drop links and say "hey check this out" and it's an ugly jacket or ugly remodel. why not "hey i thought this would brighten your day" and it's a beautiful outfit and lovely living room?

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Raise your hand if you’re a cynophilist.

Woof.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

There are dictionaries everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

[Rated E 4 Everyone @E_en_end]

@SeeRacists Some people have never been punched in the face for their behavior and it shows.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

@JamesTate121 In a lot of cases you just described one person.

[777-9311 @itskhloej]

@SixBrownChicks In the 8th act of cheatery tho. I'll give him the benefit of the 1st act, but after the 2nd time catching her.. he's the problem because no one who values themselves is gonna stick around and continue to be played.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

but why's he looking at me like that

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

immediately this